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A socialist is somebody who doesn't have anything, and is ready to divide it up equally among everybody.

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Since both its national products, snow and chocolate, melt, the cuckoo clock was invented solely in order to give tourists something solid to remember it by.

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Governor Bush will not stand for the subsidation of failure.

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I understand religion is a walk, it's a journey. And I fully recognize that I'm a sinner, just like you.

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The inability to forget is far more devastating than the inability to remember.

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Everything human is pathetic. The secret source of humor itself is not joy but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven.

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As young Americans, you have an important responsibility, which is to become good citizens.

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Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, and it holds the world together.

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You shouldn't be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave.

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This campaign not only hears the voices of the entrepreneurs and the farmers and the entrepreneurs, we hear the voices of those struggling to get ahead.

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It's very important for folks to understand that when there's more trade, there's more commerce.

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We learn from history that we learn nothing from history.

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I have a different vision of leadership. A leadership is someone who brings people together.

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After all, religion has been around a lot longer than Darwinism.

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It's exciting; I don't know whether I'm going to win or not. I think I am. I do know I'm ready for the job. And, if not, that's just the way it goes.

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I am a person who recognizes the fallacy of humans.

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This is a world that is much more uncertain than the past. In the past we were certain, we were certain it was us versus the Russians in the past. We were certain, and therefore we had huge nuclear arsenals aimed at each other to keep the peace. That's what we were certain of... You see, even though it's an uncertain world, we're certain of some things. We're certain that even though the "evil empire" may have passed, evil still remains.

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Well, I wish some of you would tell me the brand of whiskey that Grant drinks. I would like to send a barrel of it to my other generals.

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Dubya! What in Tarnation!? Why, I'll tan yer hide fer this!So, what's sex like after fifty, anyway?

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We will keep a commitment to pluralism and not discriminate for or against Methodist or Mormons or Muslims or good people with no faith at all.

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