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I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed man.

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There's been shock waves sent throughout all parts of the nation's economic fabric.

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I think we ought to raise the age at which juveniles can have a gun.

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I'm really just trying to hash out the next two weeks of my life. So, something that is potentially four months down the road is not just a mile down the road for me, it's a million miles down the road.

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I'm hopeful. I know there is a lot of ambition in Washington, obviously. But I hope the ambitious realize that they are more likely to succeed with success as opposed to failure.

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I had two thoughts about it. One was I could do that, and the next one was I'll never get to do that.

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They have miscalculated me as a leader.

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The fact that he relies on facts - says things that are not factual - are going to undermine his campaign.

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This case has had full analyzation and has been looked at a lot. I understand the emotionality of death penalty cases.

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She's just trying to make sure Anthony gets a good meal - Antonio.

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This campaign not only hears the voices of the entrepreneurs and the farmers and the entrepreneurs, we hear the voices of those struggling to get ahead.

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I do think we need for a troop to be able to house his family. That's an important part of building morale in the military.

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I find no sweeter fat than sticks to my own bones.

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You subscribe politics to it. I subscribe freedom to it.

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I can't tell you what it's like to be in Europe, for example, to be talking about the greatness of America. But the true greatness of America are the people.

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We need to have mentoring programs energized by government, paid for by government, but who exist not because of government. Teen Challenge is a way to get people off drugs and alcohol. Teen Challenge is a faith-based program that changes people's hearts.

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Every rascal is not a thief, but every thief is a rascal.

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This is a world that is much more uncertain than the past. In the past we were certain, we were certain it was us versus the Russians in the past. We were certain, and therefore we had huge nuclear arsenals aimed at each other to keep the peace. That's what we were certain of... You see, even though it's an uncertain world, we're certain of some things. We're certain that even though the "evil empire" may have passed, evil still remains.

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Ann and I will carry out this equivocal message to the world: Markets must be open.

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I'm also honored to be here with the speaker of the House - just happens to be from the state of Illinois. I'd like to describe the speaker as a trustworthy man. He's the kind of fellow who says when he gives you his word he means it. Sometimes that doesn't happen all the time in the political process.

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