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I believe God did create the world. And I think we're finding out more and more and more as to how it actually happened.

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It's important I surround myself with people who make me happy.

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Our priorities is our faith.

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I was never ruined but twice: once when I lost a lawsuit, and once when I won one.

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It is clear our nation is reliant upon big foreign oil. More and more of our imports come from overseas.

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I was raised in the West. The west of Texas. It's pretty close to California. In more ways than Washington, D.C., is close to California.

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The person who runs FEMA is someone who must have the trust of the president because the person who runs FEMA is the first voice oftentimes of someone whose life has been turned upside down here's from.

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Chicks named Tammy have a greater chance of actually driving a Mercedes than a chick named Mercedes.

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As I mentioned we have arrested or detained over 1,000 people here in America to determine to find out what they know.

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Can't living with the bill means it won't become law.

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Historians are like deaf people who go on answering questions that no one has asked them.

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I confirmed to the prime minister that we appreciate our friendship.

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In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

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The reason we want to go on and on is because we live in an impoverished present.

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Zen... does not confuse spirituality with thinking about God while one is peeling potatoes. Zen spirituality is just to peel the potatoes.

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It is one of the great goals of my administration to invigorate the spirit of involvement and citizenship. We will encourage faith-based and community programs without changing their mission.

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I wasn't worth a cent two years ago, and now I owe two million dollars.

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Really proud of it. A great campaign. And I'm really pleased with the organization and the thousands of South Carolinians that worked on my behalf. And I'm very gracious and humbled.

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Tyrants and dictators will accept no other gods before them. They require disobedience to the First Commandment. They seek absolute control and are threatened by faith in God. They fear only the power they cannot possess - the power of truth. So they resent the living example of the devout, especially the devotion of a unique people chosen by God.

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Humor, to be comprehensible to anybody, must be built upon a foundation with which he is familiar. If he can't see the foundation the superstructure is to him merely a freak -- like the Flatiron building without any visible means of support -- something that ought to be arrested.

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