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There's Adam Clymer, major league asshole from The New York Times.

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To date, we've arrested or otherwise dealt with many key commanders of al Qaeda... All told, more than 3,000 suspected terrorists have been arrested in many countries. Many others have met a different fate. Let's put it this way - they are no longer a problem to the United States and our friends and allies.

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When once you have got hold of a vulgar joke, you may be certain that you have got hold of a subtle and spiritual idea.

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Neither in French nor in English nor in Mexican.

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Tyrants and dictators will accept no other gods before them. They require disobedience to the First Commandment. They seek absolute control and are threatened by faith in God. They fear only the power they cannot possess - the power of truth. So they resent the living example of the devout, especially the devotion of a unique people chosen by God.

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I really appreciate leaders from around the globe who have come to share in prayer with us today. It reminds me that the Almighty God is a God to everybody, every person.

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To give law enforcement the additional tools it needs to track down terror here at home.

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You know, if you find a person that you've never seen before getting in a crop-duster that doesn't belong to you, report it.

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There's Adam Clymer, major league asshole from The New York Times.

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And ah for a man to arise in me, That the man I am may cease to be!

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The only thing I know about Slovakia is what I learned first-hand from your foreign minister, who came to Texas.

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It is time to set aside the old partisan bickering and finger-pointing and name-calling that comes from freeing parents to make different choices for their children.

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Anyway, after we go out and work our hearts out, after you go out and help us turn out the vote, after we've convinced the good Americans to vote, and while they're at it, pull that old George W lever, if I'm the one, when I put my hand on the Bible, when I put my hand on the Bible, that day when they swear us in, when I put my hand on the Bible, I will swear to not - to uphold the laws of the land.

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I think there is some methodology in my travels.

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I don't have to accept their tenants. I was trying to convince those college students to accept my tenants. And I reject any labeling me because I happened to go to the university.

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It's exciting; I don't know whether I'm going to win or not. I think I am. I do know I'm ready for the job. And, if not, that's just the way it goes.

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'Tis a superstition to insist on a special diet. All is made at last of the same chemical atoms.

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I'm hopeful. I know there is a lot of ambition in Washington, obviously. But I hope the ambitious realize that they are more likely to succeed with success as opposed to failure.

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It's my first trip as president of the United States.

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I talk a lot about women in my act, 'cause let's face it -- if I was hungry, I would talk about food.

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