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Women have a wonderful instinct about things. They can discover everything except the obvious.

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Science can never solve one problem without raising ten more problems.

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In my opinion, I think sarcasm and humor in a song, without turning it into a novelty song, is really charming.

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It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.

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History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives.

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It is one of the superstitions of the human mind to have imagined that virginity could be a virtue.

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As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.

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Mad, adj. Affected with a high degree of intellectual independence.

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Now, because he knows that his economic theories don't work, he's been spending these last few days calling me every name in the book. Lately he's called me a socialist for wanting to roll-back the Bush tax cuts for the wealthiest Americans so we can finally give tax relief to the middle class. I don't know what's next. By the end of the week he'll be accusing me of being a secret communist because I shared my toys in kindergarten. I shared my peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

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Better never than late.

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Arguments are to be avoided: they are always vulgar and often convincing.

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Corporation: An ingenious device for obtaining profit without individual responsibility.

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In order to fully realize how bad a popular play can be, it is necessary to see it twice.

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A married woman is a slave you must know how to seat upon a throne.

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The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place.

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Really, if the lower orders don't set a good example, what on earth is the use of them?

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All art is quite useless.

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Tell the cook of this restaurant with my compliments that these are the very worst sandwiches in the whole world, and that, when I ask for a watercress sandwich, I do not mean a loaf with a field in the middle of it.

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This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last.

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I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.

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