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Logic: The art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding.

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He knows nothing and thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.

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Arguments are extremely vulgar, for everybody in good society holds exactly the same opinions.

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You take the lies out of him, and he'll shrink to the size of your hat; you take the malice out of him, and he'll disappear.

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A prisoner of war is a man who tries to kill you and fails, and then asks you not to kill him.

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You can put lipstick on a pig. It's still a pig.

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As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.

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We have the best government that money can buy.

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His ignorance covers the world like a blanket, and there's scarcely a hole in it anywhere.

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What a fine weather today! Can’t choose whether to drink tea or to hang myself.

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A modest little person, with much to be modest about.

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He never chooses an opinion; he just wears whatever happens to be in style.

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Science can never solve one problem without raising ten more problems.

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Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.

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It's not because John McCain doesn't care. It's because John McCain doesn't get it.

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I love smiles. That is a fact. How to develop smiles? There are a variety of smiles. Some smiles are sarcastic. Some smiles are artificial-diplomatic smiles. These smiles do not produce satisfaction, but rather fear or suspicion. But a genuine smile gives us hope, freshness. If we want a genuine smile, then first we must produce the basis for a smile to come.

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I would like to live in Manchester, England. The transition between Manchester and death would be unnoticeable.

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Whenever cannibals are on the brink of starvation, Heaven, in its infinite mercy, sends them a fat missionary.

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I have witnessed and greatly enjoyed the first act of everything which Wagner created, but the effect on me has always been so powerful that one act was quite sufficient; whenever I have witnessed two acts I have gone away physically exhausted; and whenever I have ventured an entire opera the result has been the next thing to suicide.

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Arguments are to be avoided: they are always vulgar and often convincing.

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