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I knew a witty physician who found theology in the biliary duct, and used to affirm that if there was a disease in the liver, the man became a Calvinist, and if that organ was sound, he became a Unitarian.

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Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.

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A good speech should be like a woman's skirt: long enough to cover the subject and short enough to create interest

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Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.

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If you're sick and tired of the politics of cynicism and polls and principles, come and join this campaign.

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Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.

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In America any boy may become President, and I suppose it's just one of the risks he takes.

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The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose.

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The history of all Magazines shows plainly that those which have attained celebrity were indebted for it to articles similar in natureto Berenice--although, I grant you, far superior in style and execution. I say similar in nature. You ask me in what does this nature consist? In the ludicrous heightened into the grotesque: the fearful coloured into the horrible: the witty exaggerated into the burlesque: the singular wrought out into the strange and mystical.

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Censorship is telling a man he can't have a steak just because a baby can't chew it.

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If it were done when 'tis done, then 'twere well. It were done quickly.

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I won't belong to a club that accepts me as a member

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The history of most women is hidden either by silence, or by flourishes and ornaments that amount to silence.

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Work is the curse of the drinking classes.

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It is better to be loved rather than feared, or feared rather than loved? It might perhaps be answered that we should wish to be both: but since love and fear can hardly exist together, if we must choose between them, it is far safer to be feared than loved.

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Mankind will never see an end of trouble until lovers of wisdom come to hold political power, or the holders of power become lovers of wisdom

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People who live in an age of corruption are witty and slanderous; they know that there are other kinds of murder than by dagger or assault; they also know that whatever is well said is believed.

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The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative.

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Lukewarm persons think they may accommodate points of religion by middle ways and witty reconcilements,--as if they would make an arbitrament between God and man.

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Men write many fine and plausible arguments in support of monarchy, but the fact remains that where every man has a voice, brutal laws are impossible

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