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There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice from any man, and one of them is listening to the Brahms Requiem.

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Human blunders usually do more to shape history than human wickedness.

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I am not only witty in myself, but the cause that wit is in other men.

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I know that you cannot hate other people without hating yourself.

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Lukewarm persons think they may accommodate points of religion by middle ways and witty reconcilements,--as if they would make an arbitrament between God and man.

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Give me the luxuries and I can dispense with the necessities.

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Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?

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Woman was God's second mistake.

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We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.

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You have delighted us long enough.

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Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.

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We fall in love because we long to escape from ourselves with someone as beautiful, intelligent, and witty as we are ugly, stupid, and dull. But what if such a perfect being should one day turn around and decide they will love us back? We can only be somewhat shocked-how can they be as wonderful as we had hoped when they have the bad taste to approve of someone like us?

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Tell the truth and you won't have so much to remember

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The history of most women is hidden either by silence, or by flourishes and ornaments that amount to silence.

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I frankly felt like the reception we received on the way in from the airport was very warm and hospitable. And I want to thank the Canadian people who came out to wave -- with all five fingers -- for their hospitality.

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O Lord, help me to be pure, but not yet.

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Never forget that it is the spirit with which you endow your work that makes it useful or futile.

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I like persons better than principles, and I like persons with no principles better than anything else in the world.

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Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has no heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains.

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He looks like a female llama who has been surprised in the bath.

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