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In America any boy may become President, and I suppose it's just one of the risks he takes.

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Before we get too depressed about the state of our politics, let's remember our history ..... Many forms of Government have been tried, and will be tried in this world of sin and woe. What is amazing, is that despite all the conflict, our experiment in democracy has worked better than any form of government on earth

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Sacred cows make the best hamburger.

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I know that you cannot hate other people without hating yourself.

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In war it does not matter who is right, but who is left.

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A witty quote proves nothing.

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No man is good enough to govern another man without the other's consent.

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The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.

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Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.

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I praise God for you, sir: your reasons at dinner have been sharp and sententious; pleasant without scurrility, witty without affectation, audacious without impudency, learned without opinion, and strange with-out heresy.

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Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats.

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I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position.

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Women, as some witty Frenchman once put it, inspire us with the desire to do masterpieces and always prevent us from carrying them out.

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I frankly felt like the reception we received on the way in from the airport was very warm and hospitable. And I want to thank the Canadian people who came out to wave -- with all five fingers -- for their hospitality.

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Advertising in the final analysis should be news. If it is not news it is worthless.

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I don't at all like knowing what people say of me behind my back. It makes me far too conceited.

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Melancholy men, of all others, are the most witty.

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I like persons better than principles, and I like persons with no principles better than anything else in the world.

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Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo.

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Don't argue about the difficulties. The difficulties will argue for themselves.

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