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- RIMER, n. A poet regarded with indifference or disesteem.
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- Death is a dignitary who when he comes announced is received with formal manifestations of respect, even by those most familiar with him. In the code of military etiquette silence and fixity are forms of deference
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- WOMAN, n. An animal usually living in the vicinity of Man, and having a rudimentary susceptibility to domestication.
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- VITUPERATION, n. Saite, as understood by dunces and all such as suffer from an impediment in their wit.
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- Riven and torn with cannon-shot, the trunks of the trees protruded bunches of splinters like hands, the fingers above the wound interlacing with those below.
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- The speech of one who utters with his tongue what he thinks with his ear, and feels the pride of a creator in accomplishing the feat of a parrot. A means (under Providence) of setting up as a wit without a capital of sense.
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- Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.
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- Childhood: the period of human life intermediate between the idiocy of infancy and the folly of youth - two removes from the sin of manhood and three from the remorse of age.
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- PRE-ADAMITE, n. One of an experimental and apparently unsatisfactory race of antedated Creation. . . . Little its known of them beyond the fact that they supplied Cain with a wife and theologians with a controversy.
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- Gout, a physician's name for the rheumatism of a rich patient
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- PASTIME, n. A device for promoting dejection. Gentle exercise for intellectual debility.
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- Mausoleum, n: the final and funniest folly of the rich.
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- The sum of religion, says Pythagoras, is to be like him thou worshipest. Had Pythagoras lived in our day he would have seen his mistake. The sum of modern religion is to make him thou worshipest like unto thyself.
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- The liberality of one who has much, in permitting one who has nothing to get all that he can.
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- RECREATION, n. A particular kind of dejection to relieve a general fatigue.
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- An egotist is a person of low taste - more interested in himself than in me.
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- PREHISTORIC, adj. Belonging to an early period and a museum. Antedating the art and practice of perpetuating falsehood.
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- Learning -the kind of ignorance affected by (and affecting) civilized races, as distinguished from ignorance, the sort of learning incurred by savages. See nonsense.
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- KISS, n. A word invented by the poets as a rhyme for "bliss." It is supposed to signify, in a general way, some kind of rite or ceremony appertaining to a good understanding; but the manner of its performance is unknown to this lexicographer.
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- STORY, n. A narrative, commonly untrue.
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