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- Pun: A form of wit, to which wise men stoop and fools aspire
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- FINANCE, n. The art or science of managing revenues and resources for the best advantage of the manager. The pronunciation of this word with the i long and the accent on the first syllable is one of America's most precious discoveries and possessions.
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- renown, n. A degree of distinction between notoriety and fame - a little more supportable than the one and a little more intolerable than the other. Sometimes it is conferred by an unfriendly and inconsiderate hand.
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- Miss: A title with which we brand unmarried women to indicate that they are in the market. Miss, Misses (Mrs.) and Mister (Mr.) are the three most distinctly disagreeable words in the language, in sound and sense.
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- SIREN, n. One of several musical prodigies famous for a vain attempt to dissuade Odysseus from a life on the ocean wave. Figuratively, any lady of splendid promise, dissembled purpose and disappointing performance.
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- IMPALE, v.t. In popular usage, to pierce with any weapon which remains fixed in the wound . . . . properly, to put to death by thrusting an upright sharp stake into the body, the victim being left in a sitting position.
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- SATIETY, n. The feeling that one has for the plate after he has eaten its contents, madam.
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- POLICE, n. An armed force for protection and participation.
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- NIHILIST, n. A Russian who denies the existence of anything but Tolstoi. The leader of the school is Tolstoi.
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- That part of your friend which it is your privilege to contemplate in your adversity
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- Corporation: An ingenious device for obtaining profit without individual responsibility.
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- One engaged in a commercial pursuit. A commercial pursuit is one in which the thing pursued is a dollar.
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- YOUTH, n. The Period of Possibility, when Archimedes finds a fulcrum, Cassandra has a following and seven cities compete for the honor of endowing a living Homer.
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- LOSS, n. Privation of that which we had, or had not. Thus, in the latter sense, it is said of a defeated candidate that he "lost his election".
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- They say that hens do cackle loudest when there is nothing vital in the eggs they have laid.
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- Impartial - unable to perceive any promise of personal advantage from espousing either side of a controversy.
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- When lost in a forest go always down hill. When lost in a philosophy or doctrine go upward.
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- The Senate is a body of old men charged with high duties and misdemeanors.
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- ADDER, n. A species of snake. So called from its habit of adding funeral outlays to the other expenses of living.
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- Hope is an explorer who surveys the country ahead. That is why we know so much about the Hereafter and so little about the Heretofore.
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