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IMPENITENCE, n. A state of mind intermediate in point of time between sin and punishment.

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IMBECILITY, n. A kind of divine inspiration, or sacred fire affecting censorious critics of this dictionary.

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VANITY, n. The tribute of a fool to the worth of the nearest ass.

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New York is too strenuous for me; it gets on my nerves.

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Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo.

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One of the greatest of poets, Coleridge was one of the wisest of men, and it was not for nothing that he read us this parable. Let us have a little less of "hands across the sea," and a little more of that elemental distrust that is the security of nations. War loves to come like a thief in the night; professions of eternal amity provide the night.

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Peace in international affairs: a period of cheating between periods of fighting

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The money-getter who pleads his love of work has a lame defense, for love of work at money-getting is a lower taste than love of money.

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MONAD, n. The ultimate, indivisible unit of matter (see Molecule). The monad has body without bulk, and mind without manifestation - containing all the powers and possibilities needful to his evolution into a German philosopher . .

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What a woman most admires in a man is distinction among men. What a man most admires in a woman is devotion to himself.

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PLAGUE, n. In ancient times a general punishment of the innocent for admonition of their ruler, as in the familiar instance of Pharaoh the Immune. The plague today . . . is merely Nature's fortuitous manifestation of her purposeless objectionableness.

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REPRESENTATIVE, n. In national politics, a member of the Lower House in this world, and without discernible hope of promotion in the next.

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mine, adj. Belonging to me if I can hold or seize it.

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PRE-ADAMITE, n. One of an experimental and apparently unsatisfactory race of antedated Creation. . . . Little its known of them beyond the fact that they supplied Cain with a wife and theologians with a controversy.

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MOUTH, n. In man, the gateway to the soul; in woman, the outlet of the heart.

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TAKE, v.t. To acquire, frequently by force but preferably by stealth.

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Cabbage: a familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head.

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Here's to woman! Would that we could fold into her arms without falling into her hands.

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RATIONAL, adj. Devoid of all delusions save those of observation, experience and reflection.

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Doubt begins only at the last frontiers of what is possible.

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