• Categories
  • Ambrose Bierce Quotes   976
  • DUEL, n. A formal ceremony preliminary to reconciliation of two enemies. Great skill is necessary to its satisfactory observance; if awkwardly performed . . . deplorable consequences sometimes ensue. A long time ago a man lost his life.
  • 5 years ago



    Tags : Ambrose Bierce Quotes , Life Quotes , Time Quotes
  • Worms'-Meat, n. The finished product of which we are the raw material. The contents of the Taj Mahal, the Tombeau Napoleon and the Granitarium. Worms'-meat is usually outlasted by the structure that houses it, but "this too must pass away." Probably the silliest work in which a human being can engage is construction of a tomb for himself. The solemn purpose cannot dignify, but only accentuates by contrast the foreknown futility.
  • 5 years ago



    Tags : Ambrose Bierce Quotes , House Quotes , Passing Away Quotes
  • FINANCE, n. The art or science of managing revenues and resources for the best advantage of the manager. The pronunciation of this word with the i long and the accent on the first syllable is one of America's most precious discoveries and possessions.
  • 5 years ago



    Tags : Ambrose Bierce Quotes , Art Quotes , Discovery Quotes
  • PILGRIM, n. A traveler that is taken seriously. A Pilgrim Father was one who [was] not permitted to sing psalms through his nose [in Europe], followed it to Massachusetts, where he could personate God according to the dictates of his conscience.
  • 5 years ago



    Tags : Ambrose Bierce Quotes , Father Quotes , Taken Quotes
  • MAGNETISM, n. Something acting upon a magnet. The two definitions immediately foregoing are condensed from the works of one thousand eminent scientists, who have illuminated the subject with a great white light, to the inexpressible advancement of human knowledge.
  • 5 years ago



    Tags : Ambrose Bierce Quotes , Science Quotes , Light Quotes