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- REASON, v.i. To weight probabilities in the scales of desire.
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- DIAGNOSIS, n. A physician's forecast of disease by the patient's pulse and purse.
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- PLUNDER, v. To take the property of another without observing the decent and customary reticences of theft. To wrest the wealth of A from B and leave C lamenting a vanishing opportunity.
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- I think I think, therefore I think I am.
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- An accident is an inevitable occurrence due to the actions of immutable natural laws.
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- Respectability, n. The offspring of a liaison between a bald head and a bank account.
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- Brain: an apparatus with which we think that we think. Mind, n. A mysterious form of matter secreted by the brain.
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- Absence blots people out. We really have no absent friends.
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- Here's to woman! Would that we could fold into her arms without falling into her hands.
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- POCKET, n. The cradle of motive and the grave of conscience. In woman this organ is lacking; so she acts without motive, and her conscience, denied burial, remains ever alive, confessing the sins of others.
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- HOMŒOPATHIST, n. The humorist of the medical profession.
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- PHRENOLOGY, n. The science of picking the pocket through the scalp. It consists in locating and exploiting the organ that one is a dupe with.
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- The slightest acquaintance with history shows that powerful republics are the most warlike and unscrupulous of nations.
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- The ghost is the outward and visible signs of an inward fear.
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- Monsieur Franqulin, inventor of electricity. This illustrious savant, after having made several voyages around the world, died on the Sandwich Islands and was devoured by savages, of whom not a single fragment was ever recovered.
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- The Senate is a body of old men charged with high duties and misdemeanors.
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- CALUMNUS, n. A graduate of the School for Scandal.
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- Noise: a stench in the ear.
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- Labor is one of the processes by which A acquires property for B.
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- APOTHECARY, n. The physician's accomplice, undertaker's benefactor and grave worm's provider
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