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Pun: A form of wit, to which wise men stoop and fools aspire

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Fashion, n. A despot whom the wise ridicule and obey.

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YOUTH, n. The Period of Possibility, when Archimedes finds a fulcrum, Cassandra has a following and seven cities compete for the honor of endowing a living Homer.

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In each human heart are a tiger, a pig, an ass and a nightingale. Diversity of character is due to their unequal activity.

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Noise: a stench in the ear.

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OBSOLETE, adj. No longer used by the timid. Said chiefly of words. A word which some lexicographer has marked obsolete is ever thereafter an object of dread and loathing to the fool writer . . .

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Experience - the wisdom that enables us to recognise in an undesirable old acquaintance the folly that we have already embraced.

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General," said the commander of the delinquent brigade, "I am persuaded that any further display of valor by my troops will bring them into collision with the enemy.

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COMMENDATION n. The tribute that we pay to achievements that resembles but do not equal our own.

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Labor is one of the processes by which A acquires property for B.

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Youth is Gilead, in which is balm for every wound.

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Architect. One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money.

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Platitude: All that is mortal of a departed truth.

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IMBECILITY, n. A kind of divine inspiration, or sacred fire affecting censorious critics of this dictionary.

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INDISCRETION, n. The guilt of woman.

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To apologize is to lay the foundation for a future offense.

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Infidel, n. In New York, one who does not believe in the Christian religion; in Constantinople, one who does.

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DUEL, n. A formal ceremony preliminary to reconciliation of two enemies. Great skill is necessary to its satisfactory observance; if awkwardly performed . . . deplorable consequences sometimes ensue. A long time ago a man lost his life.

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Quotation, n: The act of repeating erroneously the words of another.

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EAT, v.i. To perform successively (and successfully) the functions of mastication, humectation, and deglutition. 'I was in the drawing-room, enjoying my dinner,' said Brillat-Savarin, beginning an anecdote. 'What!' interrupted Rochebriant; 'eating dinner in a drawing-room?' 'I must beg you to observe, monsieur,' explained the great gastronome, 'that I did not say I was eating my dinner, but enjoying it. I had dined an hour before.'

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