Adam Rifkin Quotes, Sarcasm Quotes, Talking Quotes

Don't consider sarcasm the 'be-all' and 'end-all' of verbal intercourse. Far too many people place way too much importance on the sarcasm instead of the talking, in and of itself, as a precious shared experience between people.

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Fools are my theme, let satire be my song.

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Detection is, or ought to be, an exact science, and should be treated in the same cold and unemotional manner. You have attempted to tinge it with romanticism, which produces much the same effect as if you worked a love-story or an elopement into the fifth proposition of Euclid.

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Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.

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The unexpected has happened so continually in my life that it has ceased to deserve the name.

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Facts are stubborn, but statistics are more pliable.

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Please do not shoot the pianist. He is doing his best.

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The writer who neglects punctuation, or mispunctuates, is liable to be misunderstood for the want of merely a comma, it often occurs that an axiom appears a paradox, or that a sarcasm is converted into a sermonoid.

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"There are one or two elementary rules to be observed in the way of handling patients," he remarked, seating himself on the table and swinging his legs. "The most obvious is that you must never let them see that you want them. It should be pure condescension on your part seeing them at all; and the more difficulties you throw in the way of it, the more they think of it. Break your patients in early, and keep them well to heel."

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I would like to take you seriously, but to do so would be an affront to your intelligence.

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Might I trouble you to open the window, for chloroform vapour does not help the palate.

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A married woman is a slave you must know how to seat upon a throne.

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I think you want a little unofficial help. Three undetected murders in one year won't do, Lestrade. But you handled the Molesey Mystery with less than your usual - that's to say, you handled it fairly well.

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I would like to live in Manchester, England. The transition between Manchester and death would be unnoticeable.

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Out of the unconscious lips of babes and sucklings are we satirized.

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Well, sir, let us do what we can to curtail this visit, which can hardly be agreeable to you, and is inexpressibly irksome to me.

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I trust that age doth not wither nor custom stale my infinite variety.

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Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.

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Nature wishes that woman should attract man, yet she often cunningly moulds into her face a little sarcasm, which seems to say, 'Yes, I am willing to attract, but to attract a little better kind of a man than any I yet behold

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