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I think you want a little unofficial help. Three undetected murders in one year won't do, Lestrade. But you handled the Molesey Mystery with less than your usual - that's to say, you handled it fairly well.

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Nirvana is not the blowing out of the candle. It is the extinguishing of the flame because day is come.

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Goresthorpe Grange is a feudal mansion - or so it was termed in the advertisement which originally brought it under my notice. Its right to this adjective had a most remarkable effect upon its price, and the advantages gained may possibly be more sentimental than real. Still, it is soothing to me to know that I have slits in my staircase through which I can discharge arrows; and there is a sense of power in the fact of possessing a complicated apparatus by means of which I am enabled to pour molten lead upon the head of the casual visitor.

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Because of its vitality, the computing field is always in desperate need of new cliches: Banality soothes our nerves.

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I occasionally get birthday cards from fans. But it's often the same message: They hope it's my last.

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A man can well afford to be as bold as brass, my good fellow, when he gets gold in exchange!

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Marriage is the only adventure open to the cowardly.

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It's just as unpleasant to get more than you bargain for as to get less.

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In Paris they just simply opened their eyes and stared when we spoke to them in French! We never did succeed in making those idiots understand their own language.

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I am pushing sixty. That is enough exercise for me.

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I have my own views about Nature's methods, though I feel that it is rather like a beetle giving his

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I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it.

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There is no such passion in human nature, as the passion for gravy among commercial gentlemen.

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The sky was of the deepest blue, with a few white, fleecy clouds drifting lazily across it, and the air was filled with the low drone of insects or with a sudden sharper note as bee or bluefly shot past with its quivering, long-drawn hum, like an insect tuning-fork.

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The humorous writer professes to awaken and direct your love, your pity, your kindness--your scorn for untruth, pretension, imposture....He takes upon himself to be the week-day preacher.

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Detection is, or ought to be, an exact science, and should be treated in the same cold and unemotional manner. You have attempted to tinge it with romanticism, which produces much the same effect as if you worked a love-story or an elopement into the fifth proposition of Euclid.

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Talkers are no good doers.

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This looks like one of those unwelcome social summonses which call upon a man either to be bored or to lie.

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I decided to stop drinking with creeps. I decided to drink only with friends. I've lost 30 pounds.

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If you could see my legs when I take my boots off, you'd form some idea of what unrequited affection is.

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