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Any man may be in good spirits and good temper when he's well dressed. There ain't much credit in that.

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It's just as unpleasant to get more than you bargain for as to get less.

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... an experienced, industrious, ambitious, and often quite often picturesque liar.

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Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.

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Talkers are no good doers.

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She say, Celie, tell the truth, have you ever found God in church? I never did. I just found a bunch of folks hoping for him to show.

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I trust that age doth not wither nor custom stale my infinite variety.

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Because of its vitality, the computing field is always in desperate need of new cliches: Banality soothes our nerves.

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Show me a young Conservative and I'll show you someone with no heart. Show me an old Liberal and I'll show you someone with no brains.

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If you could see my legs when I take my boots off, you'd form some idea of what unrequited affection is.

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A God who cannot smile, could not have created this humorous universe.

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I have often been downcast, but never in despair; I regard our hiding as a dangerous adventure, romantic and interesting at the same time. In my diary I treat all the privations as amusing. I have made up my mind now to lead a different life from other girls and, later on, different from ordinary housewives. My start has been so very full of interest, and that is the sole reason why I have to laugh at the humorous side of the most dangerous moments.

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If you go on with this nuclear arms race, all you are going to do is make the rubble bounce.

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Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.

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He was drunk upon the average once a day, and penitent upon an equally fair calculation once a month; and when he was penitent, he was invariably in the very last stage of maudlin intoxication. He was a ragged, roving, roaring kind of fellow, with a burly form, a sharp wit, and a ready head, and could turn his hand to anything when he chose to do it.

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When you get a thing the way you want it, leave it alone.

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He hadn’t a single redeeming vice.

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Give a small boy a hammer and he will find that everything he encounters needs pounding.

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... As to sleep, you know, I never sleep now. I might be a Watchman, except that I don't get any pay, and he's got nothing on his mind.

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Well, I'm a bacteriologist, you know. I live in a nine-hundred-diameter microscope. I can hardly claim to take serious notice of anything that I can see with my naked eye.

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