George Bernard Shaw Quotes, Country Quotes, War Quotes

A modern gentleman [rich person] is necessarily the enemy of his country. Even in war he does not fight to defend it, but to prevent his power of preying on it from passing to a foreigner.

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Whenever I see the word Operation, especially Trifling Operation, I at once write off the patient as dead.

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Build a system that even a fool can use, and only a fool will want to use it.

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I feel nothing but the accursed happiness I have dreaded all my life long: the happiness that comes as life goes, the happiness of yielding and dreaming instead of resisting and doing, the sweetness of the fruit that is going rotten.

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Only fools repeat the same things over and over, expecting to obtain different results.

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A socialist is somebody who doesn't have anything, and is ready to divide it up equally among everybody.

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The censorship method ... is that of handing the job over to some frail and erring mortal man, and making him omnipotent on the assumption that his official status will make him infallible and omniscient.

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The sex illusion is not a fixed quantity: not what mathematicians call a constant. It varies from zero in my wife's case to madness in that of our stepsister.

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What is both surprising and delightful is that the spectators are allowed, and even expected, to join in the vocal part of the game...There is no reason why the field should not try to put the batsman off his stroke at the critical moment by neatly timed disparagements of his wife's fidelity and his mother's respectability.

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There is at bottom only one genuinely scientific treatment for all diseases, and that is to stimulate the phagocytes.

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If you begin by sacrificing yourself to those you love, you will end by hating those to whom you have sacrificed yourself.

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No man ever believes that the Bible means what it says: he is always convinced that it says what he means.

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Remember that I too am mortal.

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The thought of two thousand people crunching celery at the same time horrified me.

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My only policy is to profess evil and do good.

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All my life affection has been showered upon me, and every forward step I have made has been taken in spite of it.

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The most sublime courage I have ever witnessed has been among that class too poor to know they possessed it, and too humble for the world to discover it.

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I like flowers, I also like children, but I do not chop their heads off and keep them in bowls of water around the house.

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[Chess] is a foolish expedient for making idle people believe they are doing something very clever, when they are only wasting their time.

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Always strive to find out what to do by thinking, without asking anybody. If you continually do this, you will soon act like a grown-up woman. For want of doing this, a very great number of grown-up people act like children.

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