George Bernard Shaw Quotes, Conspiracy Quotes

Every profession is a conspiracy against the laity.

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What we want is to see the child in pursuit of knowledge, and not knowledge in pursuit of the child.

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I don't. I look my age; and I am my age. It is the other people who look older than they are. What can you expect from people who eat corpses and drink spirits?

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Your wits can't thicken in that soft moist air, on those white springy roads, in those misty rushes and brown bogs, on those hillsides of granite rocks and magenta heather. You've no such colours in the sky, no such lure in the distances, no such sadness in the evenings. Oh the dreaming! the dreaming! the torturing, heart-scalding, never satisfying dreaming, dreaming, dreaming, dreaming!

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I do not, like the Fundamentalists, believe that creation stopped six thousand years ago after a week of hard work. Creation is going on all the time.

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Now that we have learned to fly the air like birds, swim under water like fish, we lack one thing - to learn to live on earth as human beings.

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Why, except as a means of livelihood, a man should desire to act on the stage when he has the whole world to act in, is not clear to me.

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The ability to make witty observations is commonly refered to as "cynism" by people who lack it.

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Beware of the man who does not return your blow: he neither forgives you nor allows you to forgive yourself.

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We are more gullible and superstitious today than we were in the Middle Ages, and an example of modern credulity is the widespread belief that the Earth is round. The average man can advance not a single reason for thinking that the Earth is round. He merely swallows this theory because there is something about it that appeals to the twentieth century mentality.

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The sound body is the product of the sound mind.

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At present, intelligent people do not have their children vaccinated, nor does the law now compel them to. The result is not, as the Jennerians prophesied, the extermination of the human race by smallpox; on the contrary more people are now killed by vaccination than by smallpox.

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As an old soldier, I admit the cowardice: it's as universal as seasickness, and matters just as little.

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Well, sir, you never can tell. That's a principle in life with me, sir, if you'll excuse my having such a thing.

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In a stupid nation the man of genius becomes a god : everybody worships him and nobody does his will.

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I can forgive Alfred Nobel for having invented dynamite, but only a fiend in human form could have invented the Nobel Prize.

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I dislike feeling at home when I am abroad.

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The ideal love affair should be conducted by post.

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Most of the money given by rich people in "charity" is made up of conscience money, "ransom," political bribery, and bids for titles.... One buys moral credit by signing a cheque, which is easier than turning a prayer wheel.

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Gentle Jesus, meek and mild' is a snivelling modern invention, with no warrant in the gospels.

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