George Bernard Shaw Quotes, Funny Quotes, Music Quotes

Let a short Act of Parliament be passed, placing all street musicians outside the protection of the law, so that any citizen may assail them with stones, sticks, knives, pistols or bombs without incurring any penalties.

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No Englishman is ever fairly beaten

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Clever and attractive women do not want to vote; they are willing to let men govern as long as they govern men.

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The great danger of conversion in all ages has been that when the religion of the high mind is offered to the lower mind, the lower mind, feeling its fascination without understanding it, and being incapable of rising to it, drags it down to its level by degrading it.

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When the world goes mad, one must accept madness as sanity; since sanity is, in the last analysis, nothing but the madness on which the whole world happens to agree.

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An asylum for the sane would be empty in America.

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The capacity of any conqueror is more likely than not to be an illusion produced by the incapacity of his adversary.

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He who has nothing to assert has no style and can have none: he who has something to assert will go as far in power of style as its momentousness and his conviction will carry him

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When two people are under the influence of the most violent, most insane, most delusive, and most transient of passions, they are required to swear that they will remain in that excited, abnormal, and exhausting condition continuously until death do them part.

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What is the matter with universities is that the students are school children, whereas it is of the very essence of university education that they should be adults.

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The natural term of the affection of the human animal for its offspring is six years.

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Without art, the crudeness of reality would make the world unbearable.

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Vulgarity in a king flatters the majority of the nation.

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The British soldier can stand up to anything except the British War Office.

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When the military man approaches, the world locks up its spoons and packs off its womankind.

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I have prophesied about the faith of Muhammad that it would be acceptable to the Europe of tomorrow as it is beginning to be acceptable to the Europe of today. ... I believe that if a man like him were to assume the dictatorship of the modern world he would succeed in solving its problems in a way that would bring it the much-needed peace and happiness.

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Compassion is the fellow-feeling of the unsound.

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We must all share in the evils of the world or move to another planet.

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You are all fundamentalists with a top dressing of science. That is why you are the stupidest of conservatives and reactionists in politics and the most bigoted of obstructionists in science itself. When it comes to getting a move on you are all of the same opinion: stop it, flog it, hang it, dynamite it, stamp it out.

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Music is the brandy of the damned.

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