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What is the use of straining after an amiable view of things, when a cynical view is most likely to be the true one?.

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Every profession is a conspiracy against the laity.

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Who are those we love? Only those we do not hate.

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There was only one virtue, pugnacity; only one vice, pacifism. That is an essential condition of war.

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All great truths begin as blasphemies.

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I do not, like the Fundamentalists, believe that creation stopped six thousand years ago after a week of hard work. Creation is going on all the time.

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If you begin by sacrificing yourself to those you love, you will end by hating those to whom you have sacrificed yourself.

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If in the library of your house you do not have the works of the ancient Greek writers, then you live in a house with no light.

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Blasphemy and sedition (meaning the truth about Church and State).

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I am oppressed with a dread of living forever. That is the only disadvantage of vegetarianism.

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Don't waste time collecting other people's autographs; rather devote it to making your own autograph worth collecting.

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The camera can represent flesh so superbly that, if I dared, I would never photograph a figure without asking that figure to take its clothes off.

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The world was to Shakespeare a great stage of fools on which he was utterly bewildered. His pregnant observations of life are not coordinated into any philosophy.

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When a bishop at the first shot abandons the worship of Christ and rallies his flock round the altar of Mars, he may be acting patriotically... but that does not justify him in pretending...that Christ is, in effect, Mars.

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You may well ask me why...I took the time to write [books]. I can only reply that I do not know. There was no why about it. I had to: that was all.

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All young women begin by believing they can change and reform the men they marry. They can't.

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If you can’t appreciate what you’ve got, you’d better get what you can appreciate.

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Jesus remains unshaken as the practical man; and we stand exposed as the fools, the blunderers, the unpractical visionaries.

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Unbounded hopes were placed on each successive extension of the electoral franchise, culminating in the enfranchisement of women.These hopes have been disappointed, because the voters, male and female, being politically untrained and uneducated, have (a) no grasp of constructive measures; (b) loathe taxation as such; (c) dislike being governed at all; and (d) dread and resent any extension of official interference as an encroachment on their personal liberty.

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I make a fortune from criticizing the policy of the government, and then hand it over to the government in taxes to keep it going.

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