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We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.

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Style is effectiveness of assertion.

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The more things a man is ashamed of, the more respectable he is.

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The only secrets are the secrets that keep themselves.

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Life's no brief candle-it's a splendid torch!

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The sex illusion is not a fixed quantity: not what mathematicians call a constant. It varies from zero in my wife's case to madness in that of our stepsister.

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A man of genius is not a man who sees more than other men do. On the contrary, it is very often found that he is absentminded andobserves much less than other people.... Why is it that the public have such an exaggerated respect for him--after he is dead? The reason is that the man of genius understands the importance of the few things he sees.

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The universal regard for money is the one hopeful fact in our civilization.

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All Artists are Anarchists.

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People get tired of everything, and of nothing sooner than of what they most like.

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God is on the side of the big battalions.

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Spend all you have before you die, and do not outlive yourself.

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Man is unique in that he has plans, purpose and goals which require the need for criteria of choice. The need for ethical value is within man whose future may largely be determined by the choice he make

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Opera is when a tenor and soprano want to make love, but are prevented from doing so by a baritone.

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The domestic career is no more natural to all women than the military career is natural to all men.

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Fashions are induced epidemics.

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It is long and hard and painful to create life: it is short and easy to steal the life others have made.

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Those who admire modern civilization usually identify it with the steam engine and the electric telegraph.

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The British soldier can stand up to anything except the British War Office.

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Life is no brief candle to me. It is a sort of splendid torch which I have got a hold of for the moment, and I want to make it burn as brightly as possible before handing it on to future generations.

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