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My mother married a very good man ... and she is not at all keen on my doing the same.

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The churches must learn humility as well as teach it.

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Consistency is the enemy of enterprise, just as symmetry is the enemy of art.

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The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech.

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Nothing is more dangerous than a poor doctor: not even a poor employer or a poor landlord.

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You have to choose between trusting to the natural stability of gold and the natural stability of the honesty and intelligence of the members of the government. And, with due respect to these gentlemen, I advise you, as long as the capitalist system lasts, to vote for gold.

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The more I see of the moneyed classes, the more I understand the guillotine.

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You don't learn to hold your own in the world by standing on guard, but by attacking, and getting well hammered yourself.

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There is no subject on which more dangerous nonsense is talked and thought than marriage.

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Very few people can afford to be poor.

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Anarchism is a game at which the police can beat you.

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You must all know half a dozen people at least who are no use in this world, who are more trouble than they are worth. Just put them there and say Sir, or Madam, now will you be kind enough to justify your existence? If you can't justify your existence, if you're not pulling your weight in the social boat, if you're not producing as much as you consume or perhaps a little more, then, clearly, we cannot use the organizations of our society for the purpose of keeping you alive, because your life does not benefit us and it can't be of very much use to yourself.

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Virtue consists, not in abstaining from vice, but in not desiring it.

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A genius is a person who is seeing further and probing deeper than other people has a different set of ethical valuations from their and has energy enough to give effect to this extra vision and its valuations in whatever manner best suits his or her

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A socialist is somebody who doesn't have anything, and is ready to divide it up equally among everybody.

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Hell is paved with good intentions, not with bad ones. All men mean well.

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If you leave your art, the world will beat you back to it. The world has not an ambition worth sharing, or a prize worth handling.

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We should find ourselves committed to killing a great many people whom we now leave living, and to leave living a great many people whom we at present kill. We should have to get rid of all ideas about capital punishment.

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There is a disease to which plays as well as men become liable with advancing years. In men it is called doting, in plays dating.The more topical the play the more it dates.

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I do not know what I think until I write it.

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