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The only time my education was interrupted was when I was in school.

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You are all fundamentalists with a top dressing of science. That is why you are the stupidest of conservatives and reactionists in politics and the most bigoted of obstructionists in science itself. When it comes to getting a move on you are all of the same opinion: stop it, flog it, hang it, dynamite it, stamp it out.

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Human misery is so appalling nowadays that if we allowed ourselves to dwell on it we should only add imaginary miseries of our own to the real miseries of others without doing them any good.

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The greatest evils and the worst of crimes is poverty; our first duty, a duty to which every other consideration should be sacrificed, is not to be poor.

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I like a bit of mongrel myself, whether it's a man or a dog.

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There are only two classes in good society in England: the equestrian classes and the neurotic classes.

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The lesson intended by an author is hardly ever the lesson the world chooses to learn from his book.

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From a very early age, I've had to interrupt my education to go to school.

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The test of good education is seeing how it behaves in a fight.

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I am afraid we must make the world honest before we can honestly say to our children that honesty is the best policy.

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The only power a god can teach is the power of doing without happiness.

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The word morality, if we met it in the Bible, would surprise us as much as the word telephone or motor car.

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If you teach a man anything, he will never learn.

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A pornographic novelist is one who exploits the sexual instinct as a prostitute does. A legitimate sex novel elucidates it or brings out its poetry, tragedy, or comedy.

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I am very subtle; but Man is deeper in his thought than I am. The woman knows that there is no such thing as nothing: the man knows that there is no such day as tomorrow. I do well to worship them.

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It would positively be a relief to me to dig Shakespeare up and throw stones at him.

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Sexually,Woman is Nature's contrivance for perpetuating its highest achievement.

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People become attached to their burdens sometimes more than the burdens are attached to them.

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Life is a first draft... with NO rewrite.

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The most anxious man in a prison is the governor.

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