George Bernard Shaw Quotes, Death Quotes, Religious Quotes

Heaven, as conventionally conceived, is a place so inane, so dull, so useless, so miserable that nobody has ever ventured to describe a whole day in heaven, though plenty of people have described a day at the seaside.

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Home is the girl's prison and the woman's workhouse.

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Imprisonment, as it exists today, is a worse crime than any of those committed by its victims.

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The stock actor is a stage calamity

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The minorities are sometimes right. The majorities never.

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I want to be thoroughly used up when I die, for the harder I work the more I live. I rejoice in life for its own sake.

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Leisure may be defined as free activity, labor as compulsory activity. Leisure does what it likes, labor does what it must, the compulsion being that of Nature, which in these latitudes leaves men no choice between labor and starvation.

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There is nothing so bad or so good that you will not find Englishmen doing it; but you will never find an Englishman in the wrong. He does everything on principle. He fights you on patriotic principles; he robs you on business principles; he enslaves you on imperial principles; he bullies you on manly principles; he supports his king on loyal principles and cuts off his king's head on republican principles.

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Audacious ribald: your laughter will finish in hideous boredom before morning.

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I loathe the mess of mean superstitions and misunderstood prophecies which is still rammed down the throats of children under the name of Christianity.

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We want a few mad people now. See where the sane ones have landed us!

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We sing in a church, why can we not dance there?

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Miracles, in the sense of phenomena we cannot explain, surround us on every hand: life itself is the miracle of miracles.

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Stop being Jews and start being human beings.

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No man manages his affairs as well as a tree does

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My father must have had some elementary education for he could read and write and keep accounts inaccurately

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I appeal to the chemists to discover a humane gas that will kill instantly and painlessly. In short- a gentlemanly gas deadly by all means, but humane, not cruel.

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Very few people can afford to be poor.

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I occasionally swank a little because people like it; a modest man is such a nuisance.

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The law is equal before all of us; but we are not all equal before the law. Virtually there is one law for the rich and another for the poor, one law for the cunning and another for the simple, one law for the forceful and another for the feeble, one law for the ignorant and another for the learned, one law for the brave and another for the timid, and within family limits one law for the parent and no law at all for the child.

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