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The British are apt to make merits of their stupidities, and to represent their various incapacities as points of good breeding.

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Those who understand evil pardon it.

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You may well ask me why...I took the time to write [books]. I can only reply that I do not know. There was no why about it. I had to: that was all.

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There is at bottom only one genuinely scientific treatment for all diseases, and that is to stimulate the phagocytes.

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Happy is the man who can make a living by his hobby

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If you demand my authorities for this and that, I must reply that only those who have never hunted up the authorities as I have believe that there is any authority who is not contradicted flatly by some other authority.

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I'm only a beer teetotaler, not a champagne teetotaler; I don't like beer.

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As people get their opinions so largely from the newspapers they read, the corruption of the schools would not matter so much if the Press were free. But the Press is not free. As it costs at least a quarter of a million of money to establish a daily newspaper in London, the newspapers are owned by rich men. And they depend on the advertisements of other rich men. Editors and journalists who express opinions in print that are opposed to the interests of the rich are dismissed and replaced by subservient ones.

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Success covers a multitude of blunders.

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There are scores of thousands of human insects who are ready at a moment's notice to reveal the Will of God on every possible subject

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English is the easiest language to speak badly.

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In a living society every day is a day of judgment; and its recognition as such is not the end of all things but the beginning ofa real civilization.

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No diet will remove all the fat from your body because the brain is entirely fat. Without a brain, you might look good, but all you could do is run for public office.

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Anarchism is a game at which the police can beat you.

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No doubt it is easy to demostrate that property will destroy society unless society destroys it.

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Literature is like any other trade; you will never sell anything unless you go to the right shop.

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The most sincere form of love is love for food

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With the exception of capitalism, there is nothing so revolting as revolution.

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Without danger I cannot be great. That is how I pay for Abel's blood. Danger and fear follow my steps everywhere. Without them courage would have no sense. And it is courage, courage, courage that raises the blood of life to crimson splendor.

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There is no sincerer love than the love of food.

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