George Bernard Shaw Quotes, Funny Quotes, Humor Quotes

We learn from history that we learn nothing from history.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : George Bernard Shaw Quotes , Funny Quotes , Humor Quotes

Time enough to think of the future when you haven't any future to think of.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : George Bernard Shaw Quotes , Time Quotes , Thinking Quotes

Live in contact with dreams and you will get something of their charm: live in contact with facts and you will get something of their brutality. I wish I could find a country to live in where the facts were not brutal and the dreams not real.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : George Bernard Shaw Quotes , Dream Quotes , Country Quotes

Sister, you're trying to keep me alive as an old curiosity, but I'm done, I'm finished, I'm going to die.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : George Bernard Shaw Quotes , Sister Quotes , Curiosity Quotes

A revolutionist is one who desires to discard the existing social order and try another.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : George Bernard Shaw Quotes , Order Quotes , Desire Quotes

The heart of an Irishman is nothing but his imagination

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : George Bernard Shaw Quotes , Heart Quotes , Imagination Quotes

Life is too short for men to take it seriously.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : George Bernard Shaw Quotes , Life Quotes , Men Quotes

We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : George Bernard Shaw Quotes , Funny Quotes , Witty Quotes

It exasperated her to think that the dungeon in which she had languished for so many unhappy years had been unlocked all the time, and that the impulses she had so carefully struggled with and stifled for the sake of keeping well with society, were precisely those by which alone she could have come into any sort of sincere human contact.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : George Bernard Shaw Quotes , Thinking Quotes , Years Quotes

Do not waste your time on Social Questions. What is the matter with the poor is Poverty; what is the matter with the rich is Uselessness.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : George Bernard Shaw Quotes , Political Quotes , Society Quotes

It is the end of happiness and the beginning of peace.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : George Bernard Shaw Quotes , Broken Heart Quotes , Heartbreak Quotes

You will think less of the art, when you know the artist

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : George Bernard Shaw Quotes , Art Quotes , Artist Quotes

If 'Pygmalion' is not good enough for your friends with its own verbal music, their talent must be altogether extraordinary.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : George Bernard Shaw Quotes , Pygmalion Quotes , Not Good Enough Quotes

Gambling promises the poor what property performs for the rich-something for nothing.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : George Bernard Shaw Quotes , Gambling Quotes , Promise Quotes

If you cannot attain knowledge without torturing a dog, you must do without knowledge.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : George Bernard Shaw Quotes , Dog Quotes

When I see that the nineteenth century has crowned the idolatry of Art with the deification of Love, so that every poet is supposed to have pierced to the holy of holies when he has announced that Love is the Supreme, or the Enough, or the All, I feel that Art was safer in the hands of the most fanatical of Cromwell's major generals than it will be if ever it gets into mine.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : George Bernard Shaw Quotes , Art Quotes , Love Is Quotes

In a battle all you need to make you fight is a little hot blood and the knowledge that it's more dangerous to lose than to win.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : George Bernard Shaw Quotes , Fighting Quotes , Winning Quotes

Human misery is so appalling nowadays that if we allowed ourselves to dwell on it we should only add imaginary miseries of our own to the real miseries of others without doing them any good.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : George Bernard Shaw Quotes , Real Quotes , Add Quotes

An American has no sense of privacy. He does not know what it means.There is no such thing in the country.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : George Bernard Shaw Quotes , Country Quotes , Mean Quotes

The popular definition of tragedy is heavy drama in which everyone is killed in the last act, comedy being light drama in which everyone is married in the last act.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : George Bernard Shaw Quotes , Drama Quotes , Light Quotes