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Don't order any black things. Rejoice in his memory; and be radiant: leave grief to the children. Wear violet and purple. Be patient with the poor people who will snivel: they don't know; and they think they will live for ever, which makes death a division instead of a bond.

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If at age 20 you are not a Communist then you have no heart. If at age 30 you are not a Capitalist then you have no brains.

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Better see rightly on a pound a week than squint on a million.

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Though I can make my extravaganzas appear credible, I cannot make the truth appear so.

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Not everybody is strong enough to endure life without an anesthetic. Drink probably averts more gross crime than it causes.

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I find it easy to forgive the man who invented a devilish instrument like dynamite, but how can one ever forgive the diabolical mind that invented the Nobel Prize in Literature?

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Life is a disease; and the only difference between on man and another is the stage of the disease at which he lives.

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If you do not write for publication, there is little point in writing at all.

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This planet is obviously being used as an insane asylum by other planets.

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Greatness is one of the sensations of littleness

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Our laws make law impossible; our liberties destroy all freedom; our property is organized robbery; our morality an impudent hypocrisy; our wisdom is administered by inexperienced or mal-experienced dupes; our power wielded by cowards and weaklings; and our honour false in all its points. I am an enemy of the existing order for good reasons

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I am very subtle; but Man is deeper in his thought than I am. The woman knows that there is no such thing as nothing: the man knows that there is no such day as tomorrow. I do well to worship them.

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Stimulate the phagocytes.

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I want to be thoroughly used up when I die, for the harder I work the more I live. I rejoice in life for its own sake.

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If there is anything I hate in a woman, it's want of character.

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No king on earth is as safe in his job as a Trade Union official. There is only one thing that can get him sacked; and that is drink. Not even that, as long as he doesn't actually fall down.

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Only fools repeat the same things over and over, expecting to obtain different results.

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When a prisoner sees the door of his dungeon open, he dashes for it without stopping to think where he shall get his dinner outside.

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The art of government is the organization of idolatry. The bureaucracy consists of functionaries; the aristocracy, of idols; the democracy, of idolaters. The populace cannot understand the bureaucracy: it can only worship the national idols.

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Make it a rule never to give a child a book you would not read yourself.

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