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The whole strength of England lies in the fact that the enormous majority of the English people are snobs.

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There are scores of thousands of human insects who are ready at a moment's notice to reveal the Will of God on every possible subject

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The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post.

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The secret of being miserable is to have leisure to bother about whether you are happy or not. The cure for it is occupation, because occupation means pre-occupation; and the pre-occupied person is neither happy nor unhappy, but simply alive and active. That is why it is necessary to happiness that one should be tired.

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When a stupid man is doing something he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty.

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Life is a flame that is always burning itself out; but it catches fire again every time a child is born. Life is greater than death, and hope than despair.

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When you find something funny search it for hidden truth.

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All problems are finally scientific problems.

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Live in contact with dreams and you will get something of their charm: live in contact with facts and you will get something of their brutality. I wish I could find a country to live in where the facts were not brutal and the dreams not real.

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A moderately honest man with a moderately faithful wife, moderate drinkers both, in a moderately healthy house: that is the true middle class unit.

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What is the matter with universities is that the students are school children, whereas it is of the very essence of university education that they should be adults.

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No elaboration of physical or moral accomplishment can atone for the sin of parasitism.

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A cigarette is a pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other.

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We should all be obliged to appear before a board every five years and justify our existence... on pain of liquidation.

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The great dramatist has something better to do than to amuse either himself or his audience. He has to interpret life.

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What use are cartridges in battle? I always carry chocolate instead.

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I ... must continue to strive for more knowledge and more power, though the new knowledge always contradicts the old and the new power is the destruction of the fools who misuse it.

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Why, except as a means of livelihood, a man should desire to act on the stage when he has the whole world to act in, is not clear to me.

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What is life but a series of inspired follies? The difficulty is to find them to do. Never lose a chance: it doesn’t come every day.

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No diet will remove all the fat from your body because the brain is entirely fat. Without a brain, you might look good, but all you could do is run for public office.

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