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I believe in the discipline of silence, and could talk for hours about it.

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Christianity might be a good thing if anyone ever tried it.

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I really don't think I could consent to go to Heaven if I thought there were no animals there.

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To make Democracy work, you need an aristocratic democracy. To make Aristocracy work, you need a democratic aristocracy.

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God is on the side of the big battalions.

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We live in an atmosphere of shame. We are ashamed of everything that is real about us; ashamed of ourselves, of our relatives, of our incomes, of our accents, of our opinions, of our experience, just as we are ashamed of our naked skins.

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A fashion is nothing but an induced epidemic.

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Oh, well, if you want original conversations, you'd better go and talk to yourself.

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We are more gullible and superstitious today than we were in the Middle Ages, and an example of modern credulity is the widespread belief that the Earth is round. The average man can advance not a single reason for thinking that the Earth is round. He merely swallows this theory because there is something about it that appeals to the twentieth century mentality.

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War can so easily be gilt with romance and heroism and solemn national duty and patriotism and the like by persons whose superficial literary and oratorical talent covers an abyss of Godforsaken folly.

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You must not suppose, because I am a man of letters, that I never tried to earn an honest living.

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We throw the whole drudgery of creation on one sex, and then imply that no female of any delicacy would initiate any effort in that direction.

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Truth telling is not compatible with the defence of the realm.

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People get nothing out of books but what they bring to them.

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A vegetarian is not a person who lives on vegetables, any more than a Catholic is a person who lives on cats.

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Pothinus: "Is it possible that Caesar, the conqueror of the world, has time to occupy himself with such a trifle as our taxes?" Caesar: "My friend, taxes are the chief business of a conqueror of the world.

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Once there was a time when all people believed in God and the church ruled. This time is called the Dark Ages. He who can, does. He who cannot teaches.

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My religion? Well, my dear, I am a Millionaire. That is my religion.

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All censorships exist to prevent anyone from challenging current conceptions and existing institutions.

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The way to deal with worldly people is to frighten them by repeating their scandalous whisperings aloud.

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