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The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech.

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Assassination on the scaffold is the worst form of assassination.

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To me the sole hope of human salvation lies in teaching Man to regard himself as an experiment in the realization of God, to regard his hands as God's hand, his brain as God's brain, his purpose as God's purpose. He must regard God as a helpless Longing, which longed him into existence by its desperate need for an executive organ.

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I have very carefully studied Islam and the life of its Prophet (PBUH). I have done so both as a student of history and as a critic. And I have come to conclusion that Muhammad (PBUH) was indeed a great man and a deliverer and benefactor of mankind which was till then writhing under the most agonising Pain.

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There was only one virtue, pugnacity; only one vice, pacifism. That is an essential condition of war.

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Life is a constant becoming: all stages lead to the beginning of others.

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Sherlock Holmes was a drug addict without a single amiable trait.

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I like to quote myself frequently and often, it makes me sound much more intelligent than I actually am.

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Once the divinity we worshipped made itself visible and comprehensible, we crucified it.

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If all the economists were laid end to end, they'd never reach a conclusion.

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Woman's happiness begins with her first love and ends about then

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We have in England a curious belief in first-rate people, meaning all the people we do not know; and this consoles us for the undeniable second-rateness of the people we do know.

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Money is the counter that enables life to be lived socially; it is life as truly as sovereigns and banknotes are money.

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Oh, the frontier of hell and heaven is only the difference between two ways of looking at things.

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The truth is, hardly any of us have ethical energy enough for more than one really inflexible point of honor.

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Every doctor will allow a colleague to decimate a whole countryside sooner than violate the bond of professional etiquette by giving him away.

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It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.

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Jesus remains unshaken as the practical man; and we stand exposed as the fools, the blunderers, the unpractical visionaries.

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Don't lose faith. Promise yourself that you will be a success story, and I promise you that all the forces of the universe will unite to come to your aid; you might not feel today or for a while, but the longer you wait the bigger the prize.

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Poverty does not produce unhappiness: It produces degradation.

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