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The censorship method ... is that of handing the job over to some frail and erring mortal man, and making him omnipotent on the assumption that his official status will make him infallible and omniscient.

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There is only one religion, though there are a hundred versions of it.

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There are only two classes in good society in England: the equestrian classes and the neurotic classes.

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Science can never solve one problem without raising ten more problems.

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The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post.

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If a group of beings from another planet were to land on Earth - beings who considered themselves as superior to you as you feel yourself to be to other animals - would you concede them the rights over you that you assume over other animals?

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A man is like a phonograph with half-a-dozen records. You soon get tired of them all; and yet you have to sit at table whilst he reels them off to every new visitor.

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Ladies and gentlemen are permitted to have friends in the kennel, but not in the kitchen.

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Only on paper has humanity yet achieved glory, beauty, truth, knowledge, virtue, and abiding love.

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The real pleasure of one's life is the devotion to a great objective of one's consideration.

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God help England if she had no Scots to think for her.

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Every drunken skipper trusts to Providence. But one of the ways of Providence with drunken skippers is to run them on the rocks.

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I can't talk religion to a man with bodily hunger in his eyes.

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No diet will remove all the fat from your body because the brain is entirely fat. Without a brain, you might look good, but all you could do is run for public office.

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Every dream is a prophecy: every jest is an earnest in the womb of Time.

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We have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth without producing it.

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I enjoy convalescence. It is the part that makes the illness worth while.

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Perhaps I had better inform my Protestant readers that the famous Dogma of Papal Infallibility is by far the most modest pretension of the kind in existence. Compared with our infallible democracies, our infallible medical councils, our infallible astronomers, our infallible judges, and our infallible parliaments, the Pope is on his knees in the dust confessing his ignorance before the throne of God, asking only that as to certain historical matters on which he has clearly more sources of information open to him than anyone else his decision shall be taken as final.

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Unbounded hopes were placed on each successive extension of the electoral franchise, culminating in the enfranchisement of women.These hopes have been disappointed, because the voters, male and female, being politically untrained and uneducated, have (a) no grasp of constructive measures; (b) loathe taxation as such; (c) dislike being governed at all; and (d) dread and resent any extension of official interference as an encroachment on their personal liberty.

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We are members one of another; so that you cannot injure or help your neighbor without injuring or helping yourself.

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