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A socialist is somebody who doesn't have anything, and is ready to divide it up equally among everybody.

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If you cannot attain knowledge without torturing a dog, you must do without knowledge.

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The real pleasure of one's life is the devotion to a great objective of one's consideration.

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You are going to let the fear of poverty govern you life and your reward will be that you will eat, but you will not live.

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Hurrah for revolution and more cannon-shot! A beggar upon horseback lashes a beggar on foot. Hurrah for revolution and cannon come again! The beggars have changed places, but the lash goes on.

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All sorts of bodily diseases are produced by half-used minds.

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The novelties of one generation are only the resuscitated fashions of the generation before last.

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If we women were particular about men's characters, we should never get married at all.

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You are all alike, you respectable people. You can't tell me the bursting strain of a ten-inch gun, which is a very simple matter;but you all think you can tell me the bursting strain of a man under temptation. You daren't handle high explosives; but you're all ready to handle honesty and truth and justice and the whole duty of man, and kill one another at that game. What a country! What a world!

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This planet is obviously being used as an insane asylum by other planets.

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A man is like a phonograph with half-a-dozen records. You soon get tired of them all; and yet you have to sit at table whilst he reels them off to every new visitor.

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If pity is akin to love, gratitude is akin to the other thing.

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My way of joking is to tell the truth

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Rich men without convictions are more dangerous in modern society than poor women without chastity.

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Whenever I see the word Operation, especially Trifling Operation, I at once write off the patient as dead.

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What use are cartridges in battle? I always carry chocolate instead.

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The people who get on in this world are the people who get up and look for the circumstances they want and if they can't find them, make them.

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The average age (longevity) of a meat eater is 63. I am on the verge of 85 and still work as hard as ever. I have lived quite long enough and am trying to die; but I simply cannot do it. A single beef-steak would finish me; but I cannot bring myself to swallow it. I am oppressed with a dread of living forever. That is the only disadvantage of vegetarianism.

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The best bought-up children are those who have seen thier parents as they are. Hypocrisy is not the first duty of a parent.

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After all, the wrong road always leads somewhere.

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