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It's not that I'm so clever, it is that others are so stupid.

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Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.

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A miracle, my friend, is an event which creates faith.

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What use are cartridges in battle? I always carry chocolate instead.

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Treat persons who profess to be able to cure disease as you treat fortune tellers.

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If we women were particular about men's characters, we should never get married at all.

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In the right key one can say anything. In the wrong key, nothing: the only delicate part is the establishment of the key.

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Success covers a multitude of blunders.

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I don't know what to say about this book. The experience on which it is founded is so extraordinary, that an honest record of it should be preserved . . . But it would have driven me mad; and I am not sure that the author came out of it without a slight derangement.

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It is one of the mysterious ways of Allah to make women troublesome when he makes them beautiful.

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Very nice sort of place, Oxford, I should think, for people that like that sort of place.

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Bible worship, though at its best it may achieve sublimity by keeping its head in the skies, may also make itself both ridiculousand dangerous by having its feet off the ground.

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Any sort of plain speaking is better than the nauseous sham good fellowship our democratic public men get up for shop use.

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There is not one single established religion that an intelligent, educated man can believe.

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Whether you think Jesus was God or not, you must admit he was a first-rate political economist.

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Hell is full of musical amateurs.

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If parents would only realize how they bore their children.

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It is long and hard and painful to create life: it is short and easy to steal the life others have made.

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I am a sort of collector of religions: and the curious thing is that I find I can believe in them all.

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Perhaps you know some well-off families who do not seem to suffer from their riches. They do not overeat themselves; they find occupations to keep themselves in health; they do not worry about their position; they put their money into safe investments and are content with a low rate of interest; and they bring up their children to live simply and do useful work. But this means that they do not live like rich people at all, and might therefore just as well have ordinary incomes.

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