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Go anywhere in England where there are natural wholesome, contented and really nice English people; and what do you find? That the stables are the real centre of the household.

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If there was twenty ways of telling the truth and only one way of telling a lie, the Government would find it out. It's in the nature of governments to tell lies.

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How you ought properly to spell 'fish' in English: 'goti' .

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The fact is that the intrinsic worth of the book, play or whatever the author is trying to sell is the least, last factor in the the whole transaction.

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What I say today everybody will say tomorrow, though they will not remember who put it into their heads. Indeed they will be right for I never remember who puts things into my head : it is the Zeitgeist.

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Both optimists and pessimists contribute to society. The optimist invents the aeroplane, the pessimist the parachute.

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The popular definition of tragedy is heavy drama in which everyone is killed in the last act, comedy being light drama in which everyone is married in the last act.

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Censorship ends in logical completeness when nobody is allowed to read any books except the books that nobody can read.

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I never thought much of the courage of a lion tamer. Inside the cage he is at least safe from people.

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My only policy is to profess evil and do good.

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If the announcer can produce the impression that he is a gentleman, he may pronounce as he pleases.

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When we know what God is, we shall be gods ourselves.

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Of the three official objects of our prison system: vengeance, deterrence, and reformation of the criminal, only one is achieved; and that is the one which is nakedly abominable.

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During the Suffragette revolt of 1913 I[urged] that what was needed was not the vote, but a constitutional amendment enactingthat all representative bodies shall consist of women and men in equal numbers, whether elected or nominated or coopted or registered or picked up in the street like a coroner's jury. In the case of elected bodies the only way of effecting this is by the Coupled Vote. The representative unit must not be a man or a woman but a man and a woman.

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When you find something funny search it for hidden truth.

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The most tragic thing in the world is a man of genius who is not a man of honor.

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Parentage is a very important profession, but no test of fitness for it is ever imposed in the interest of the children.

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Marriage is good enough for the lower classes: they have facilities for desertion that are denied to us.

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I appeal to the chemists to discover a humane gas that will kill instantly and painlessly. In short- a gentlemanly gas deadly by all means, but humane, not cruel.

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Woman reduces us all to the common denominator.

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