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My toughest fight was with my first wife.

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Holmes is so ugly, his grandmother said when he started to cry the tears would stop and roll down the back of his head.

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I came back to Louisville after the Olympics with my shiny gold medal. Went into a luncheonette where black folks couldn't eat. Thought I'd put them on the spot. I sat down and asked for a meal. The Olympic champion wearing his gold medal. They said, "We don't serve niggers here." I said, "That's okay, I don't eat 'em." But they put me out in the street. So I went down to the river, the Ohio River, and threw my gold medal in it.

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I didn't run with a gang - I didn't have time. There were a few little street gangs sitting in the spotlights at night time - talking and playing marbles. But I was so wrapped up in boxing since I was 12.

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I'm sure no intelligent white person, in his or her right white mind, want black men and women marrying their white sons and daughters and in return introducing their grandchildren to half brown, kinky haired black people.

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His hands can't hit what his eyes can't see.

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I had something to do, which most kids really need. Something they can look forward to - a goal, a purpose to work towards. Something to achieve. Keeps them out of trouble.

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Black men - one might be the president. Well, America's in too much trouble - I don't want that job now.

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I'm not into fashion at all. I always wear the same thing: dark suits. I don't even know where I get them.

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Malcolm X got famous mainly by being hard on white people, white devils, blue-eyed blond-headed dogs.

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Why do I want my wife to show off her panties when the wind blows? Horses show their behinds, and cows and mules, not humans.

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There live a great man named Joe who was belittled by a loudmouth foe. While his rival would taunt and tease Joe silently bore the stings. And then fought like gladiator in the ring.

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When a man says I cannot, he has made a suggestion to himself. He has weakened his power of accomplishing that which otherwise would have been accomplished.

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He's too ugly to be the champ!

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Ain't no reason for me to kill nobody in the ring, unless they deserve it.

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I'm pretty as a girl.

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If the white man ain't the devil, he's been aiming at the history of the Americans.

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If you want to be equal with me, you can get your own Rolls-Royce, your own house and your own million dollars.

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No one knows what to say in the loser's locker room.

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I'm the fastest thing on two feet.

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