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The poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese.

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Bacchus, n.: A convenient deity invented by the ancients as an excuse for getting drunk.

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Fame is a fickle food Upon a shifting plate, Whose table once a Guest, but not The second time, is set. Whose crumbs the crows inspect, And with ironic caw Flap past it to the Farmer's corn; Men eat of it and die.

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CRAYFISH, n. A small crustacean very much resembling the lobster, but less indigestible.

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SATIETY, n. The feeling that one has for the plate after he has eaten its contents, madam.

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But since he stood for England And knew what England means, Unless you give him bacon You must not give him beans.

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Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.

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God gives the nuts, but he does not crack them.

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Acorns were good until bread was found.

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The most sincere form of love is love for food

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You needn't tell me that a man who doesn't love oysters and asparagus and good wines has got a soul, or a stomach either. He's simply got the instinct for being unhappy highly developed.

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One cannot think well, love well, sleep well, if one has not dined well.

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In the end they will lay their freedom at our feet and say to us, Make us your slaves, but feed us.

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A mind of the caliber of mine cannot derive its nutrient from cows.

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Thy food is such As hath been belch'd on by infected lungs.

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A man's palate can, in time, become accustomed to anything.

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EAT, v.i. To perform successively (and successfully) the functions of mastication, humectation, and deglutition. 'I was in the drawing-room, enjoying my dinner,' said Brillat-Savarin, beginning an anecdote. 'What!' interrupted Rochebriant; 'eating dinner in a drawing-room?' 'I must beg you to observe, monsieur,' explained the great gastronome, 'that I did not say I was eating my dinner, but enjoying it. I had dined an hour before.'

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Rum, n. Generically, fiery liquors that produce madness in total abstainers.

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EUCHARIST, n. A sacred feast of the religious sect of Theophagi. A dispute once unhappily arose among the members of this sect as to what it was that they ate. In this controversy some five hundred thousand have already been slain, and the question is still unsettled.

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My only regret in life is that I did not drink more wine.

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