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Thy food is such As hath been belch'd on by infected lungs.

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HASH: There is no definition for this word - nobody knows what hash is.

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If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee.

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Acorns were good until bread was found.

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I like neither new clothes nor new kinds of food.

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Hors d'oeuvres have always a pathetic interest for me; they remind me of one's childhood that one goes through wondering what the next course is going to be like - and during the rest of the menu one wishes one had eaten more of the hors d'oeuvres.

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It was for bringing the cook tulip-roots instead of onions.

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Rhubarb: essence of stomach ache.

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A man of my spiritual intensity does not eat corpses.

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That famish'd people must be slowly nurst, and fed by spoonfuls, else they always burst.

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We are always giving foreign names to very native things. If there is a thing that reeks of the glorious tradition of the old English tavern, it is toasted cheese. But for some wild reason we call it Welsh rarebit. I believe that what we call Irish stew might more properly be called English stew, and that it is not particularly familiar in Ireland.

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Subdue your appetites, my dears, and you've conquered human nature .

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Mine eyes smell onions: I shall weep anon.

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When the time comes that a man has had his dinner, then the true man comes to the surface

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Desserts are like mistresses. They are bad for you. So if you are having one, you might as well have two.

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EUCHARIST, n. A sacred feast of the religious sect of Theophagi. A dispute once unhappily arose among the members of this sect as to what it was that they ate. In this controversy some five hundred thousand have already been slain, and the question is still unsettled.

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SATIETY, n. The feeling that one has for the plate after he has eaten its contents, madam.

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TRICHINOSIS, n. The pig's reply to proponents of porcophagy.

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But beef is rare within these oxless isles; Goat's flesh there is, no doubt, and kid, and mutton; And, when a holiday upon them smiles, A joint upon their barbarous spits they put on.

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An egg is always an adventure; the next one may be different.

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