George Bernard Shaw Quotes, Food Quotes, Disease Quotes

Vegetarians claim to be immune from most diseases but they have been known to die from time to time.

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We don't care to eat toadstools that think they are truffles.

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Food was celebration, conversation, and nourishment. The table is where the big decisions of the family are made and all the arguing takes place.

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Cabbage: a familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head.

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This beer is good for you. This is draft beer. Stick with the beer. Let's go and beat this guy up and come back and drink some more beer.

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Marxism: The theory that all the important things in history are rooted in an economic motive, that history is a science, a science of the search for food.

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A chop is a piece of leather skillfully attached to a bone and administered to the patients at restaurants.

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You needn't tell me that a man who doesn't love oysters and asparagus and good wines has got a soul, or a stomach either. He's simply got the instinct for being unhappy highly developed.

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What's drinking? A mere pause from thinking!

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TRICHINOSIS, n. The pig's reply to proponents of porcophagy.

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The real, native South Seas food is lousy. You can't eat it.

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Just the other day in the Underground I enjoyed the pleasure of offering my seat to three ladies.

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Thanksgiving Day - Let all give humble, hearty, and sincere thanks, now, but the turkeys. In the island of Fiji they do not use turkeys, they use plumbers. It does not become you and me to sneer at Fiji.

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I prefer milk because I am a Prohibitionist, but I do not go to it for inspiration.

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The pedigree of honey does not concern the bee; A clover, any time, to him is aristocracy.

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A man wants nothing so badly as a gooseberry farm.

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Statistics show that of those who contract the habit of eating, very few survive.

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...instead of offering me a Garibaldi biscuit, she asked me with that faint lisp of hers, to 'have some squashed flies, George'.

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The swift December dusk had come tumbling clownishly after its dull day and, as he stared through the dull square of the window of the schoolroom, he felt his belly crave for its food. He hoped there would be stew for dinner, turnips and carrots and bruised potatoes and fat mutton pieces to be ladled out in thick peppered flourfattened sauce. Stuff it into you, his belly counselled him.

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That famish'd people must be slowly nurst, and fed by spoonfuls, else they always burst.

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