Ambrose Bierce Quotes, Religious Quotes, Food Quotes

EUCHARIST, n. A sacred feast of the religious sect of Theophagi. A dispute once unhappily arose among the members of this sect as to what it was that they ate. In this controversy some five hundred thousand have already been slain, and the question is still unsettled.

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I have known many meat eaters to be far more nonviolent than vegetarians.

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For if you bake bread with indifference, you bake a bitter bread that feeds but half man's hunger.

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A man of my spiritual intensity does not eat corpses.

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A human can be healthy without killing animals for food.

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RAREBIT n. A Welsh rabbit, in the speech of the humorless, who point out that it is not a rabbit. To whom it may be solemnly explained that the comestible known as toad-in-a-hole is really not a toad, and that riz-de-veau à la financière is not the smile of a calf prepared after the recipe of a she banker.

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Deliberation, n.: The act of examining one's bread to determine which side it is buttered on.

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Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist.

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OYSTER, n. A slimy, gobby shellfish which civilization gives men the hardihood to eat without removing its entrails! The shells are sometimes given to the poor.

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Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

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The cook was a good cook, as cooks go; and as cooks go, she went.

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Food was celebration, conversation, and nourishment. The table is where the big decisions of the family are made and all the arguing takes place.

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Everything I eat has been proved by some doctor or other to be a deadly poison, and everything I don't eat has been proved to be indispensable for life. But I go marching on.

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TEETOTALER, n. One who abstains from strong drink, sometimes totally, sometimes tolerably totally.

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TRICHINOSIS, n. The pig's reply to proponents of porcophagy.

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SAUCE, n. The one infallible sign of civilization and enlightenment. A people with no sauces has one thousand vices; a people with one sauce has only nine hundred and ninety-nine. For every sauce invented and accepted a vice is renounced and forgiven.

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Desserts are like mistresses. They are bad for you. So if you are having one, you might as well have two.

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Statistics show that of those who contract the habit of eating, very few survive.

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Too many cooks spoil the broth

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I should have remembered that when one is going to lead an entirely new life, one requires regular and wholesome meals.

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