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WINE, n.Fermented grape-juice known to the Women's Christian Union as "liquor," sometimes as "rum." Wine, madam, is God's next best gift to man.

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EUCHARIST, n. A sacred feast of the religious sect of Theophagi. A dispute once unhappily arose among the members of this sect as to what it was that they ate. In this controversy some five hundred thousand have already been slain, and the question is still unsettled.

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If the English can survive their food, they can survive anything.

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The strawberry grows underneath the nettle And wholesome berries thrive and ripen best Neighbour'd by fruit of baser quality.

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For if you bake bread with indifference, you bake a bitter bread that feeds but half man's hunger.

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Soup of the evening, beautiful Soup!

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A woman should never be seen eating or drinking, unless it be lobster salad and Champagne, the only true feminine and becoming viands.

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CRAYFISH, n. A small crustacean very much resembling the lobster, but less indigestible.

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Good apple pies are a considerable part of our domestic happiness.

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It is a very poor consolation to be told that the man who has given one a bad dinner, or poor wine, is irreproachable in private life. Even the cardinal virtues cannot atone for half-cold entrees.

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But I always felt that I'd rather be provincial hot-tamale than soup without seasoning.

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Feast, n. A festival. A religious celebration usually signalized by gluttony and drunkenness, frequently in honor of some holy person distinguished for abstemiousness.

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The winter evening settles down With smell of steaks in passageways.

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Rhubarb: essence of stomach ache.

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There are no standards of taste in wine... Each man's own taste is the standard, and a majority vote cannot decide for him or in any slightest degree affect the supremacy of his own standard.

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I eat to live, to serve, and also, if it so happens, to enjoy, but I do not eat for the sake of enjoyment.

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There are two Italies.... The one is the most sublime and lovely contemplation that can be conceived by the imagination of man; the other is the most degraded, disgusting, and odious. What do you think? Young women of rank actually eat - you will never guess what - garlick! Our poor friend Lord Byron is quite corrupted by living among these people, and in fact, is going on in a way not worthy of him.

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Wine lets no lover unrewarded go.

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An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed.

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TABLE D'HOTE, n. A caterer's thrifty concession to the universal passion for irresponsibility.

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