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Nothing will benefit human health and increase the chances for survival of life on Earth as much as the evolution to a vegetarian diet.

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Teetotallers lack the sympathy and generosity of men that drink.

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It was for bringing the cook tulip-roots instead of onions.

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I am going to learn to make bread tomorrow. So if you may imagine me with my sleeves rolled up, mixing flour, milk, saleratus, etc., with a deal of grace. I advise you if you dont know how to make the staff of life to learn with dispatch.

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We manage to swallow flesh, only because we do not think of the cruel and sinful thing we do.

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TRICHINOSIS, n. The pig's reply to proponents of porcophagy.

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There is one thing more exasperating than a wife who can cook and won't, and that's a wife who can't cook and will.

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DEJEUNER, n. The breakfast of an American who has been in Paris. Variously pronounced.

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Mine eyes smell onions: I shall weep anon.

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In the end they will lay their freedom at our feet and say to us, Make us your slaves, but feed us.

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There are only ten minutes in the life of a pear when it is perfect to eat.

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The Spanish wine, my God, it is foul, catpiss is champagne compared, this is the sulphurous urination of some aged horse.

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Rum, n. Generically, fiery liquors that produce madness in total abstainers.

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The greatest delight the fields and woods minister is the suggestion of an occult relation between man and the vegetable. I am not alone and unacknowledged. They nod to me and I to them.

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...instead of offering me a Garibaldi biscuit, she asked me with that faint lisp of hers, to 'have some squashed flies, George'.

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The poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese.

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The winter evening settles down With smell of steaks in passageways.

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The swift December dusk had come tumbling clownishly after its dull day and, as he stared through the dull square of the window of the schoolroom, he felt his belly crave for its food. He hoped there would be stew for dinner, turnips and carrots and bruised potatoes and fat mutton pieces to be ladled out in thick peppered flourfattened sauce. Stuff it into you, his belly counselled him.

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HOSPITALITY, n. The virtue which induces us to feed and lodge certain persons who are not in need of food and lodging.

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New Orleans food is as delicious as the less criminal forms of sin.

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