Daily SMS Maza : Free Special Whatsapp Funny Jokes SMS

The value of an idea has nothing whatever to do with the sincerity of the man who expresses it.

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Tags : Oscar Wilde Quotes , Hypocrite Quotes , Men Quotes

Use every man according to his desert and who should 'scape whipping? Use them after your own honor and dignity, the less they deserve ... the more merit in your bounty.

5 years ago

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Tags : William Shakespeare Quotes , Men Quotes , Honor Quotes

There would be more than ocean-water broken Before God's last Put out the Light was spoken.

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Tags : Robert Frost Quotes , God Quotes , Ocean Quotes

Teri Zulfo Ke Lahrane Par Shayad Khuda Bhi Fida Hai
Warna Yu Bewaqt Hawayein Chala Nahi Karti
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Dhal Rahi He Shabnami Raat Halke Halke
Aise Mein Na Jao, Na Wade Karo Kalke
Bistar Ki Salwto Se Maloom Hota Hai
Kaati He Tumne Bhi Raat Karwat Badal Badal Ke

9 years ago

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Tags : Love Shayari SMS

Thank u for being so generous
thoughtful and so true.
And thank you most of all
for just being u.

9 years ago

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Tags : Thanks Giving SMS , New Whatsapp Status

Meri Zindagi Ka Koi Sahara Nahi Hai
Is Jahaan Mein Koi Humara Nahi Hai
Thamaa Jo Un Ka Daaman To Wo Hass Kar Bole
Dost Ye Daaman Tumhara Nahi Hai…

9 years ago

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Tags : Love Quotes - SMS

Jami Se Judkaar Asma Ki Baat Karo!
Swapn Nahi Hakekat Se Mulakat Karo!
Toofan Se Darte Hain, Bujdil Yaron!
Museebat Se Mard Ki Tarah Do Do Hath Karo..

9 years ago

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Tags : Love Quotes - SMS

Society always consists, in greatest part, of young and foolish persons. The old, who have seen through the hypocrisy of the courts and statesmen, die, and leave no wisdom to their sons. They believe their own newspaper, as their fathers did at their age.

5 years ago

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Tags : Ralph Waldo Emerson Quotes , Father Quotes , Believe Quotes

If you pay close attention to each day, you will discover the magic moment.

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Tags : Paulo Coelho Quotes , Life Quotes , Inspiration Quotes

The flower's are gone when the Fruits appear to ripen.

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Tags : Alexander Pope Quotes , Flower Quotes , Gone Quotes

Duniya Me Bahot Se Network He.

Magar 1 Network Aisa He

Jo

Sirf Aur Sirf

Aap Ki Wajah Se Chalta He

CARTOON
NETWORK
HA:HA:HA

9 years ago

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Agr Question Papr Tuff Lge
Ya Smajh Me Na Aye To Ek Gehri Sans Lo Aur Zor Se Chillao
Kami-no Fail Hi Karna He To Exam Kyo Lete Ho...!?

9 years ago

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Tags : Exam SMS

The universal regard for money is the one hopeful fact in our civilization.

5 years ago

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Tags : George Bernard Shaw Quotes , Money Quotes , Civilization Quotes

Waqat Ki Ho Doop Ya Ho Tez
Aandiyan Kuch Kadmo K
Nishan Kabi Nahe Khote
Jinhien Yaad Kar K Muskura
De Aankhein Wo Log Door
Ho Kar B Door Nahe Hote..

9 years ago

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Tags : Love Shayari SMS

Rakh hausla wo manzar bhi ayega...
Pyase ke paas chalke samundar bhi ayega...
Thak kar mat baith jana manzil ke musafir...
Manzil bhi milegi aur milne ka maza bhi ayega...!

9 years ago

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Tags : Life Saying SMS

... Janis Joplin has one of the most distinguished female voices of the decade. It is a voice that has been aged in Southern Comfort and cured with Kahlua and milk. It is a voice that cuts you like a razor, but you can still hear the innocence in it, a claim to purity that soars out of the garbage of her throat, carrying evil harmonies.

5 years ago

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Tags : Al Aronowitz Quotes , Cutting Quotes , Voice Quotes

Wife:
Meri Tabyat Thek Nahi Lag Rahi Hai
Husband:
Ohhh, Par Me To Shoping Pe Jane Ka Soch Raha
Tha...
Wife:
Me Mazaq kar Rahi Thi... :-)
Husband:
Mai Bhi Mazaq kar Raha Tha. Chal uth k Roti Paka...

9 years ago

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Tags : Funny Jokes

Jab Tera Naam Aaya Har
Naam Bhula Bethe.. Gumnaam
Hue Aise Har Kaam Bhula Bethe..
Bazaar E Mohabbat Me Saudagiri
Kya Karte.. Jab Saamne Tu Aaya
Sab Daam Bhula Bethe..!

9 years ago

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Tags : Love Shayari SMS

सुना है प्यार में मुश्किल नही कुछ भी;
चलो समंदर में आग लगा कर आज़माते हैं।

9 years ago

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Tags : Whatsapp Status SMS

Every American should have absolute control over his or her personal information

5 years ago

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Tags : George W. Bush Quotes , Should Have Quotes , Democracy Quotes