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I'm not comically oriented. I get angry and I start complaining and then people start laughing. I don't even want them to laugh half the time.

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I just consider myself a piece of the puzzle and I'm lucky enough to be asked or invited to the party, if you will. I hope I can bring some laughs and grimaces to the fans.

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And if I laugh at any mortal thing, 'Tis that I may not weep.

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The world is a thing we must of necessity either laugh at or be angry at; if we laugh at it, they say we are proud; if we are angry at it, they say we are ill-natured.

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True wit never made us laugh.

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I have always believed that a good laugh was good for both the mental and physical digestion.

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I wonder that a soothsayer doesn't laugh whenever he sees another soothsayer.

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HELPED are those who laugh with a pure heart; theirs will be the company of the jolly righteous.

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Audiences of critical thinkers are my favorite kinds of audiences. There are jokes I tell in the show that don't get laughs unless I am in front of an audience of critical thinkers. Put me in front of a crowd of science teachers or astronauts! The guileless aren't our audience - it's the critical thinkers we love.

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[Ognev] recalled endless, heated, purely Russian arguments, when the wranglers, spraying spittle and banging their fists on the table, fail to understand yet interrupt one another, themselves not even noticing it, contradict themselves with every phrase, change the subject, then, having argued for two or three hours, begin to laugh.

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I was learning that among friends, a smile can be better than a belly laugh.

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I just consider myself a piece of the puzzle and I'm lucky enough to be asked or invited to the party, if you will. I hope I can bring some laughs and grimaces to the fans.

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The signs of excessive indulgence in this destructive pastime are easily detectable. They are these: A disposition to eat, to drink, to smoke, to meet together convivially, to laugh, to joke, and tell indelicate stories— and mainly, a yearning to paint pictures.

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Tags : Mark Twain Quotes , Laughing Quotes , Together Quotes

I just consider myself a piece of the puzzle and I'm lucky enough to be asked or invited to the party, if you will. I hope I can bring some laughs and grimaces to the fans.

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if you cannot but weep when your soul summons you to prayer, she should spur you again and yet again, though weeping, until you shall come laughing

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You find out that the universe is a system that creeps up on itself and says 'Boo' and then laughs at itself for jumping.

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If you are going to tell people the truth, you had better make them laugh or they will kill you.

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I will leap into my grave laughing because the feeling that I have five million human beings on my conscience is for me a source of extraordinary satisfaction.

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What a shame, for I dearly love to laugh.

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At around 19 I realized that I really didn't have any skills other than making people laugh, so I should probably pursue it full-time.

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