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  • Ek din ek ladke ki girlfriend ka BIRTHDAY tha.. Boy was not in the city, So he ordered 20 RED ROSE for his girlfriend. He called her up, Dear maine tumhare liye utne ROSE bheje hain jitni saal ki tum ho gayi ho! While delivering florist thought, Ye aaj ka mera sabse achchha customer hai, Chalo ise 10 ROSE FREE mein de deta hoon, So he gave 30 instead of 20! . Aur aaj tak ladka nahi samajh paya ki uska BREAK-UP kyu hua o_O :-D Samaz me aya !! Thoko comment !! whstapp jokes
    • 10 years ago



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  • पति (पत्नी से)- यह शीशा तुम्हारे कारण टूटा है। पत्नी (पति से)- बिल्कुल नहीं, तुम्हारे कारण टूटा है। मैंने तुम्हें फूलदान फेककर मारा था, यदि तुम अपनी जगह से नहीं हटते तो शीशा कभी नहीं टूटता।
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Ladki, . ek din Art Gallery dekhne Jati Hai . Aur . Ek Tasveer Dekhkar, . Gallery Ke Malik Se Kahti Hai: . Ladki : Iss Bhayanak Tasveer Ko Aap Modern Art Kehte Ho !? . . . Maalik : Meri Maa . Tu Dimag Mat Laga, . Ghar Jaa, . Ye Aaina ( mirror ) Hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • जमाई ससुराल में खाना खाते वक़्त:
    आज खाना सासुमाँ ने बनाया है क्या.?
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    बीवी - अरे वाह! कैसे पहचाना... ?
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    जमाई - अरे जब तुम बनाती हो तो
    खाने में से काले बाल निकलते हैं
    आज सफ़ेद बाल निकला है....!!!

    :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes , Jokes SMS , Whatsapp Funny Jokes , Hindi Jokes
  • Ek ladke ki girlfriend ka birthday tha :-) Wo city se bahar tha isliye usne uske liye 24 gulab ke phool book kar diye :-<3 :-* Usne apni gf ko phone per kaha.... maine tumhare liye utne hi rose ke flowers bheje hain jitne years ki tum aaj ho gayi ho.. :-)
    • 10 years ago



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  • Pappu to his mom:"Mumma mai kaise paida hua.. ?? . . . Mom:"Maine 1 bartan me mitti daal kar rakh di, kuch din baad usme se tum mujhe mile.. . . Pappu ne aisa hi kiya.. Ab kuch din baad usne jakar dekha to usme 1 mendak tha.. . . . . Pappu : gusse se "Dil toh karta hai ki Saale.. tujhe goli mar du, par kya karu ?? . . . . . . . . . . . . Aulad hai tu meri..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Johnny Is 33 Years Old And He Is Still Single. One Day A Friend Asked, "Why Aren't You Married? Can't You Find A Woman Who Will Be A Good Wife?"
    Johnny Replied, "Actually, I've Found Many Women I Wanted To Marry, But When I Bring Them Home To Meet My Parents, My Mother Doesn't Like Them."
    His Friend Thinks For A Moment And Says, "I've Got The Perfect Solution, Just Find A Girl Who's Just Like Your Mother."
    A Few Months Later They Meet Again And His Friend Says, "Did You Find The Perfect Girl? Did Your Mother Like Her?" With A Frown On His Face,
    Johnny Answers, "Yes, I Found The Perfect Girl. She Was Just Like My Mother. You Were Right, My Mother Liked Her Very Much."
    The Friend Said, "Then What's The Problem?"
    Johnny Replied, "My Father Doesn't Like Her."
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : English Jokes , Whatsapp Funny Jokes , Family Jokes
  • TrUe fact..... jis umar me hamare daant tootthe the . . . . . . aaj kal ke baccho ke . . . . . us umar me dil toot jaate hai.... agree ?????
    • 10 years ago



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  • What is a RACE ??? . . . . . . . . . . . A real race is when you are trying to finish off the Paani Poori, before the Paani Poori boy puts the next one into the plate!
    • 10 years ago



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  • एक लड़की स्कूटी लेके सब्जीमंडी गयी

    लड़की – मुझे सारे सड़े सड़े अमरुद दे दो

    ठेलेवाला – सारे सड़े हुए ?

    लड़की – हां सारे खराब अमरुद दे दो
    ठेलेवाले ने सारे सड़े अमरूद
    एक पॉलीथिन में भर दिये

    लड़की – अब इस पॉलिथीन को साइड में रखो
    और साफ़ अमरुद में से 1 किलो दे दो :wink::grinning::joy:

    कौन कहता है लड़कियों में दिमाग नहीं होता :wink::wink::wink:
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS , Funny Jokes , Whatsapp Funny Jokes , Whatsapp Funny SMS
  • Santa makes cal 2 airport: Hw long is da journey frm punjab 2 America?? Receptionist:1 sec sir.. . . . . Santa disconnect n says, 'pee ke bethi hai kamini"
    • 10 years ago



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  • Seasonal Love story :- Wo ladka aaj b garmi me mar raha hai, Jisko ek ladki ne kabhi kaha tha... . . . Tum iss sweater me Ranbir kapoor lagte ho...!
    • 10 years ago



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  • एक बहुत सुंदर लड़की बस में बैठी थी

    बगल में बैठा लड़का उसे घूर रहा था

    लड़की ने पर्स से एक समोसा निकाला
    और समोसे के अंदर का मसाला खाने लगी

    लड़का – आप मसाला ही क्यों खा रही हैं
    पूरा समोसा खा लो

    लड़की – नहीं मुझे डॉक्टर ने
    बाहर की चीजें खाने से मना किया है :) :wink:

    लड़का बेहोश..
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes , Funny SMS - Jokes SMS , Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • *walks out of exam* Me: What did you get for question 8? Friend: 4.1546cms, so easy. Me: Same,so easy. *walks off* *cries in the corner*
    • 10 years ago



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