Whatsapp Funny Jokes

Machhar bola insan se Mat maaro hame jaan se Jang chhid jayegi Dusmani bad jayegi Mana ki aap me junoon hai Par hamari rago me b to aapka hi khoon hai...

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Tension - When Wife Is Pregnant. Terror - When Girlfriend Is Pregnant. Horror - When Both Are Pregnant. Tragedy - When You Are Not Responsible For Both.

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In Every Love Story Sister Support Brother . . But . . Brother Never Support Sister. You Know Why ? . . Because Sister Know What Love Is . . And . . Brother Knows What Boys Are...

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suna hai pyaar karne walo ki neend uud jaati hai... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . jiski b uud gayi ho wo plz mujhe subah jaldi utha diya karo meri neend nahi khulti...

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Wife: Can you help me in the gardening ? Husband: What do you think I am... a gardener ? Wife: Can you fix the door handle ? Husband: What do you think I am... a Carpenter ? In the evening, when husband came from work, he saw everything has been fixed. Husband: Who did all this ? Wife: Our neighbour. But he gave me 2 options.... Either I should give him a burger or a kiss. Husband: I am sure you must have given him a burger. Wife: What do you think I am.......McDonald ?!!

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"जब लड़की कहे – “तुम बहुत अच्छे हो, तुम्हें तो कोई भी मिल जाएगी”, इसका मतलब है उसे कोई और मिल गया है।"

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संता :necktie: एक बड़ी कंपनी में इंटरव्यू देने गया ,

बॉस – बधाई :clap: हो, आप को सलेक्ट कर लिया गया है ,

आपकी सैलरी पहले साल 6 लाख /साल होगी,

फिर अगले साल बढाकर 10 लाख /साल कर दी जाएगी ,

संता बैग उठा के जाने लगा :flushed: ,

बॉस -क्या हुआ ? संता – मैं अगले साल ही आऊंगा बॉस बेहोश :smiley::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::joy:

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Girl: "I love u" . Boy: "I love u too" . Girl: kitna pyar karte ho? . Boy: Jitna tum karti ho. . . . . . . . Girl: Kamine... . Iska matlab tu bhi time pass kar raha hai.!

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Boy: Tu Dharti Pe Rahe, Chahe Aasmaan mein Rahe, Tujhe Teri Khushbu Se Pehchan Loonga... Girl: Mujhe Pehle Se Pata Tha, Tum Kuttay Ho...

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Kaminey Friends 4 Boys on bike.. . Police:"Triple riding is bannedaur tum 4 baithe ho..?? . . Boys shocked . . . . . . Looks behind.. . . . . And says:"abe Kamino 5 wa kaha gir gaya.?"

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ज़िन्दगी में थोड़े :ok_hand:???? बहोत कांड :smiling_imp: करने चाहिए वरना बुढ़ापे :older_man:???? में गंगा :ocean: जाकर क्या धोओगे कच्छा…??? :jeans:

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Best line said by a boy to his GF:" . . . . . . . . . . . . . Tere bina mai ye duniya chhod to du, . Par uska dil kaise dukha du.. Jo roz drwaze par khadi kehti he . "Beta Ghar Jaldi aa jaana"...

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Dear Men, A woman who loves you truly will never ask you to buy her expensive gifts or take her to expensive places... She won’t ask for diamonds, rubies or a promise to bring her a world of luxuries... She just wants your love, care and attention.. She wants you to spend a lot of quality time with her.. and appreciate her for all that she does for you out of love and affection.. Every woman is unique in her own way..

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Two girls are traveling in a train... . . Girl-1: Tujhe kaisa pati chahiye ? Girl-2: Mujhe Crorepati chaiiye . . Girl-1: Crorepati na miley to ? Girl-2: 50 lakh ke 2 pati chalenge . . Girl-1: 50 lakh ke na miley to? Girl-2: 25 lakh ke 4 pati bhi chalenge . . . . . . . UPPER birth pe soya hua Pappu bola: . JAB YE 1000 RUPAYE PE AAYE TO MUJHE UTHA DENA..!!

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MBA student hugs a girl Girl: what is this? Boy: direct marketing Girl: slaps a boy Boy: what is this? Girl: customer’s feedback

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Boy :-You Look Like A Barbie. Girl :-*Happily* You Mean Beautiful and Tall ? Boy : No, Plastic and Without Brain..

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Must read it Do u know whats A B C D E F G? A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl Now reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ? Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches (new) Boy Again.

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Ladkiyon Ko Jalebi Jaisi Kyun Kaha Jaata Hai? . . . . . . Kyunki Ye Kabhi Seedhi Nahiho Sakti, Par Hoti Bhi Toh Bahut"sweet" Hai..!

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Santa: Ye Tv Kitne Ka Hai? ; . . Salesman : 30000 Rs. ; . . . Santa: Why Anything Special? ; . . . . . . Salesman : Light Chali Gayi To Automatic Off Ho Jayega. ; . . . . Santa : Oh, Pack It.

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Ek line jo ladkiyo or ladko ka Dil raat ko 2 baje bhi tod sakti hai... . . . . . . . . . . . . "The number u have dialed is busy on another call... Please try again later"

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