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  • सोचो अगर डाक्टर फिल्म बनाते तो फिल्मों के नाम क्या होते
    कभी खांसी कभी जुकाम :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:

    कहो ना बुखार हैं :yum:

    टीबी नं 1:joy:

    हम ब्लड दे चुके सनम :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

    रहना है अब होस्पिटल में :wink:

    बचना ऐ मरीजों :joy:

    दिल तो कमज़ोर है जी :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

    एक हसीना दो किडनी :yum:

    अजब मरीज की गजब बीमारी :grin:
    :joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::grin::grin::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

    अकेले मत हंसों
    दोस्त बुर मान जायेंगे
    • 9 years ago



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  • Boy:Kaha se ho? Girl:Kolkata Boy:Arre waha meri didi rethi hai Girl:Wah!kaunsa area? Boy:Nai malum Girl:Name Boy:Mamta Banerjee *Blocked*
    • 9 years ago



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  • Super Killer Joke . . Boy and girl are sitting.. . . 2 dogs kissed each other . . . Boy- jaanu agar tum bura Na mano to main bhii?????? . . . Girl- ok, par sambhal ke.., kahi kutta kaat na le. .. hahaha Thoko LIKE
    • 9 years ago



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  • Boy: I Love you, tum is duniya ki sabse khubsurat ladki ho Girl: Par tumare piche toh mujhse bhi zyada khubsurat ladki khadi hai. Ladke ne mud kar dekha toh waha koi nahi tha. Girl: Agar tum mujhse sachha pyaar karte toh kabhi mud kar nahi dekhte.. “I HATE YOU” Moral:- “Moral woral kuch nahi, bas ladki zara tez nikli.. (Girlz Thoko LIKE ) Par Baat abhi baaki hai mere doston Boy: Jaisi tumhari marzi, but ab ye diamond ring main kise dunga… ?? Girl: Lo Ab main apne jaanu ke saath mazak bhi nahi kar sakti kyaa.. ?? Ladki ne ring box main dekha. Girl: Ye to khaali hai.. Boy: Agar tum mujhse sacha pyaar karti to kabhi verify nahi karti ke is me ring hai ki nahi.. I HATE YOU Moral:- Ladki Jitni Tezz Hoti Hai Utni Hi Tez Uski Watt Bhi Lagti Hai. Ab THOKO LIKE, MAARO SHARE :-D
    • 9 years ago



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  • Caller: Hello, may I speak with Raju bhai? Arnab: First of all, in the beginning of this call itself, I want to make it clear that I am neither Raju nor your bhai. You are not going to get any brotherly love here. I am here to ask some straight questions. Caller: (Puzzled) I meant Rajesh Kapadia. Arnab: Who Rajesh? The nation wants to know. Caller: Err, I wanted to speak to Rajesh, my college friend. Can you tell me where he is? (Voice starts echoing due to problems in network) Arnab: Mister Caller, first switch off the volume of your television set and then repeat what you said. Arnab Goswami angry If you disconnect this call, I ll find you and expose you completely. Caller: Sir, Please give the phone to Rajesh. It’s urgent. Arnab: (covering the phone with hand and talking to himself) Looks like we have some interesting conversation coming in ON THE PHONEHOUR TONIGHT. (resuming the conversation with the caller) Who are you? Why did you call me at such an odd time? Answer my questions first! Caller: Sorry? Arnab: You have no answer to my question! Caller: I guess I have dialed a wrong number. Arnab: Are you trying to dodge my question? You just said you want to speak to Raju bhai and now you say Mister Caller that you were wrong. You are completely exposed on this phone call tonight. Caller: (Shocked, checks if he is wearing clothes) Arre bhai Jaane do plz. (Pleading) Arnab: What do you mean by “jaane do”? This is my phone number and not some other number where you can get away by saying anything. Caller: I made a mistake. Now let me go. I am…. Arnab: (Interrupting) No No No No… You must first apologize unconditionally for what you have done. The nation wants an apology. (Rare Pause) Well Since you have no answers tonight, let me get some more people on the line. (Dials a conference call) Vinod Mehta can you hear me? Suhel Seth can you hear me? Maroof Raza can you hear? Let’s start the conference. Caller: I said I have dialed a wrong number, and thus the call should end here. Enough! Arnab: No the call doesn’t end here Mister Caller. I remember your voice. This is not the first time you have called. You are a habitual wrong number caller. You called me last time on 28th Nov 2010 and you said and I quote “Rajubhai Kemcho. Majja ma” Now tell me wasn’t that you? Caller: Guess Rajesh bhai gave me a wrong… Arnab: (Interrupting) Wait a second I was not finished. THE NATION IS FED UP WITH SUCH CALLS. Caller: I don’t go calling everyone in the nation. I don’t know why are you bringing nation in this conversation. Arnab: Mister Caller, don’t try to deviate from the topic. Let me get Maroof in. Caller: You get whosoever in you want, but I am disconnecting. Arnab: I dare you to disconnect my call without answering my questions. You can’t get away so easily. Your number has flashed on my screen. If you disconnect I’ll find you and expose you completely. Caller: Enough of this bullshit! I think you have got money from the Virgin mobile that pays for incoming calls. Arnab: (Changes posture menacingly) What did you say? No what did you just say? Repeat yourself. Caller: I said what I had to. Why should I repeat myself? Arnab: Wait a second now. Nobody will interrupt. Its one on one between me and caller now. Caller: *Getting jittery* Arnab: Never ever ever ever again say something as ridiculous as I take money. The callers of my number know me that I am an honest person and for you to say this is disgusting. Caller: (Nervously) You can say what you want. Arnab: Listen to me now Mister Caller. Answer me. How dare you? How dare you? I ll ask you again. How dare you? (Caller hangs up) Arnab: (to himself and everyone around waiting for him to hang up on the wrong number) Well clearly the caller had no answer to my questions tonight and therefore chose to leave the phone call. But this should teach a lesson to people who dial wrong numbers and are trying to corrupt the system of telephonic conversations. Good night. Arnab Goswami latest jokes...
    • 9 years ago



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  • श्याम: – एक बड़ी कंपनी में इंटरव्यू
    देने गया..!!!
    बॉस: – बधाई :clap: हो,
    आप को सलेक्ट कर लिया गया है…!!!
    आपकी सैलरी पहले साल 6 लाख /साल होगी,
    फिर अगले साल बढाकर 10 लाख /साल कर
    दी जाएगी…!!!
    श्याम बैग उठा के जाने लगा :flushed:,
    बॉस: – क्या हुआ…?
    श्याम: – मैं अगले साल ही आऊंगा. :slight_smile: :slight_smile:
    बॉस बेहोश…!!!
    • 9 years ago



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  • एक लड़की स्कूटी लेके सब्जीमंडी गयी

    लड़की – मुझे सारे सड़े सड़े अमरुद दे दो

    ठेलेवाला – सारे सड़े हुए ?

    लड़की – हां सारे खराब अमरुद दे दो
    ठेलेवाले ने सारे सड़े अमरूद
    एक पॉलीथिन में भर दिये

    लड़की – अब इस पॉलिथीन को साइड में रखो
    और साफ़ अमरुद में से 1 किलो दे दो :wink::grinning::joy:

    कौन कहता है लड़कियों में दिमाग नहीं होता :wink::wink::wink:
    • 9 years ago



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  • Singham Returns Dekhane gaya... : ; : : Magar theater full : : : : Fir kya ?? : : : : !!!! [Your Name] RETURNS !!!!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Samajhdar ladkiyo ki to kami nai hai duniya me.. Me- Hey I Have Just Installed Windows 8 In My Pc . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Girl: Kis Zamane Ka Hai Tu Gawar, abhi window 8 pe ghum raha hai Im Using Windows 98....!!
    • 9 years ago



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  • आखिर कैसे भुला दे हम उन्हें....! मौत इंसानो को आती है यादो को नहीं.....
    • 9 years ago



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  • Romantic line of SMALL kid aftr breakup ........ . . . Me tumhe bulne ki bahut kochich kalta hu . . . pal kya kalu . . . . . mumy loz BADAM khila deti he , aul tumali yad fil aa jati hai
    • 9 years ago



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  • A Boy Call her Ex girlfriend, Boy: hey i just saw a movie, It reminded me of you, Miss you, . . Girl: Awwww, Even i miss you too, . . Konsi movie dekhi? . . . . . Boy: Ek thi Daayan
    • 9 years ago



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  • REAL LOVE: . Garmi me boy ne jab Pasina gf k dupatte se pocha to wo boli: "Dupatta Ganda na karo, . . . . . . . . . . Aur Jab usne Maa ke Aanchal se pocha to Maa boli: . "Ye Ganda hai, Saaf deti hu,
    • 9 years ago



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  • Girl : Mummy ko tum bahut pasand aaaye . . . . Boy: Chal pagli.. Jo bhi ho main shaadi tumse hi karunga ….. Aunty ko kehna mujhe bhool jaaye…
    • 9 years ago



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  • Boy:can i hold your hand ? . . . Girl:no . . Boy:why? . . Girl:because it hurts when you leave it . . . . . Boy:baap reeee, i am acting but she is overacting
    • 9 years ago



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  • Boy: Hello Babe…. (11:45pm) Girl: (last seen at 11:46pm) Boy: Hey please answer me (11:50pm) Girl: (last seen at 11:52pm) Boy: But why do you treat me like that?? Why don’t you answer me? (12:00am) Girl: (last seen at 12:00am) Boy: Ok good night dear, i just wanted to tell you that tody I have received my salary worth Rs.50,000 and i have reserved Rs.20,000 for your shopping….but l think Girl(typing): ohh hi dear… Actually mum was here thats why I couldn’t reply… N wow darling thats a gr8 newz…. I love you a lot.. N when shall we go ? (12:05am) Boy: (last seen 12:06am) Girl: Baby please answer me na… dear i was off last time, lemme know na when shall we go?(12:08am) Boy: (last seen 12:09am) Girl: I think your looking very tired cpz off work load.. So now u go to bed n sleep.. well honey, tk cr, (12:10am) Boy: (last seen 12:12am) . . Girl: sorry to disturb u but 1 thing I forgot that tomorrow mom dad are not at home in the evening, so u can come to my place after shopping..love u janu..gudnyt.. (12:20am) Boy(online) – ohh i was preparing for sleep, surely we will meet..c ya tomorrw..mmuuahhh
    • 9 years ago



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  • Pati (phone par): Kaha Ho..? Patni: Ghar mein..! Pati: Acha agar Ghar mein ho, To mixi chalao..! Patni mixi chalati hai... gar gar gar gar... Pati: Acha theek hai..! <<< Dusre Din >>> Pati (phone par): Kaha Ho..? Patni: Ghar mein..! Pati: Acha agar Ghar mein ho, To mixi chalao..! Patni mixi chalati hai... gar gar gar gar... Pati: Acha theek hai..! <<< Teesre Din >>> Pati ghar pahuch jata hai..! Pati (Naukrani Se): Maalkin kaha hai..? Naukrani: Pata nahi sahab, bahut der se kahi gayi hai..! Lekin sahab... ek baat samajh nahi aayi, saath mein mixi kyu le gayi..?
    • 9 years ago



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  • पति-पत्नी एक ही प्लेट में गोलगप्पे खा रहे थे। एक दूसरे की आँख में आँख डाले पत्नी ने रोमांटिक हो कर पूछा ! “ऐसे क्या देख रहे हो जी?” पति: थोडा आराम से खा, मेरी बारी ही नहीं आ रही।
    • 9 years ago



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