Whatsapp Funny Jokes

A Boy Call her Ex girlfriend, Boy: hey i just saw a movie, It reminded me of you, Miss you, . . Girl: Awwww, Even i miss you too, . . Konsi movie dekhi? . . . . . Boy: Ek thi Daayan

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Full kameena pan..!! 1st frnd:- Bro can i use your phone to call my grlfrnd..?? . . . . . . . . . 2nd frnd:- Yeah sure, just hit redial

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Ek ladka bhagta hua ek ladki ke paas jata ha aur ruk ke bolta ha ma aapse dosti karna chahta hu . . . . . . . Girl- toh hamari dushmani kab thi BHAIYAAA !! HahAHaha

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Neil Armstrong landed on moon & found 2 men already there..... . . . . . . He asked: "Who are you ?? . . . . . . . . They replied : " Cameraman Praful k sath Deepak Chaurasia AAJ TAK.

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Dominoz Pizza में फोन आता है
ग्राहक :- एक स्मॉल पिज़्ज़ा एक्स्ट्रा टॉपिंग्स के साथ भेज दो।।
डोमिनोज़ :- जी बिलकुल सर, प्लीज एड्रेस बता दीजिए ।
ग्राहक :- पीतमपुरा स्टेट बैंक की लाइन में 22वां नम्बर है, ग्रीन शर्ट।।
:grimacing::grimacing::grimacing::grimacing::grimacing:

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Engineering student sitting with his Girlfrnd in Restaurant Drinking BEER and says:" I Love yOuuu . . Girlfrnd:" is it yOu Or the BEER talking ?? . . . . Student:" its me, Talking tO my BEER .. yOu Shut up

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Whatsapp से Text स्टेटस का ऑप्शन हटने पर सबसे दुःखी वो Love Birds है

जो लड़ाई होने पर दुःख भरे स्टेटस चेपकर आपस मे इमोशनल अत्याचार करते थे Grin.png

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Pyar kabi na krna pardesi se . . . . Rote Rote naina thak jayenge . . . . Pyar krna ho to karo hamesa padosi se . . . . . . . Roj Balcony se darshan ho jayenge

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Ek shadi me ek ladka 1 ladki ko bahut dhyan se dekh rha tha .... Girl : -- impress hokar -- kyo dekh rhe ho itni der de - . . . . Boy-- I was thinking agar aap meri mummy hoti to, . . . mai bhi kitna sundar hota

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Ek Ladka ek Ladki se puchhta hai Bacche kaese hote hain ? . Ladki : Chup ! . Ladka : Bataona plzz. . Ladki : Nahi pata . Ab dubara mat puchhna. . . Ladka : Arey bewakoof itna bhi nahi pata. Bacche SHARARATI hote hain.:p:D moral : Ladkiyan humesha Ladko ko galat hi samajhti hain

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1813 - Women Had No Rights. 1913 - Women Fought For Their Rights. 2013 - Women Are Always Right...��

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Boy:Kaha se ho? Girl:Kolkata Boy:Arre waha meri didi rethi hai Girl:Wah!kaunsa area? Boy:Nai malum Girl:Name Boy:Mamta Banerjee *Blocked*

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Sir-"Samundar Mein Nimbu ka Ped Ho To Tum Kaise Todoge?" Student-"Chidiya Bankar." Sir-"Aadmi ko Chidiya Tera Baap banayega Student-"Samundar Mein Ped Aapka baap lagayega".

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મા ગભરાઇ ને બોલી : બેટા જલ્દી ઘરે આવી જા. વહુ ને પેરાલીસીસ નો એટેક આવ્યો છે. મોં વાંકુ, આંખ ઉપર:rolling_eyes:, ગરદન વાંકી થઈ ગઇ છે.

બેટા : રહેવા દે માં... ગભરાઇશ નહીં... એ તો સેલ્ફી લઇ રહી છે.:joy_cat:

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A Boy and A Girl were playing Ludo… Boy: Agar 1 se 5 mein se aaya to I will Kiss you Girl: What?? Acha aur 6 Aaya To… . . . . . Boy: Kabhi Ludo Nahi Kheli Kya? 6 Aaya To dubara meri bari..!!

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Agar Question Paper Tuff Lage Ya Samajh N aye To 1 Gehri Saans Lo aur Zor Se Chillao Kamino Fail Hi Karna He To Exam Kyo Lete Ho?

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બેંક વાળા "પેન" બાંધીને રાખે છે,

મેડીકલ સ્ટોર વાળા "કાતર" બાંધીને રાખે છે,

ઝેરોક્ષ વાળા "સ્ટેપલર" બાંધીને રાખે.

છોકરીયુ "મોઢા" બાંધીને રાખે છે,

પરબ બધાંવા વાળા "લોટો" બાંધીને રાખે છે,

મોટા મોટા ઘર વાળા "કૂતરો" બાંધી ને રાખે છે,

સરદારજી "ચાકુ" બાંધીને રાખે છે,

અને પત્નીઓ "પતિ" ને બાંધી ને રાખે છે,

કોઈને કોઈ ઉપર ""ભરોહો"" જ નથી, બોલો ! :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::joy:

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2 ladies 1 ped k neeche bethi kafi dair se baate kr rahi thin k achanak drakht se 1 Aam (mango) gira . . Pehli Aurat Ye Aam kese gira? . . Dusri Aurat kch bolne hi wali thi k.. . Aam khud hath jorr kr bola! . . Puk gaya hun mein tum dono ki baten sun sun kar.

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BOY- Sir Iska Kya Mtlb Hai “I M
GOING”
SIR- Mai Ja Raha Hu.
BOY- Sir Bataiye Na
SIR- Mai Ja Raha Hu
BOY-saale Aise Kaise Chala Jaega
Answr Bata K Ja

:joy::grinning::joy::grinning::joy:

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A Perfect Girl: . . . Na Kabhi Tang Karti Hai, . Na Kabhi Cheekhti Chillaati Hai, . Na Kabhi Kisi K Saath Flirt Karti Hai, . Na Kabhi Jhoot Bolti Hai, . Na Kabhi Dhoka Deti Hai, . Na Kabhi Shaq Karti Hai, . . . . Aur . Na Hi Is Duniya Mein Paayi Jaati hai

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