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  • Ek ladka bhagta hua ek ladki ke paas jata ha aur ruk ke bolta ha ma aapse dosti karna chahta hu . . . . . . . Girl- toh hamari dushmani kab thi BHAIYAAA !! HahAHaha
    • 10 years ago



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  • Pappu to his mom:"Mumma mai kaise paida hua.. ?? . . . Mom:"Maine 1 bartan me mitti daal kar rakh di, kuch din baad usme se tum mujhe mile.. . . Pappu ne aisa hi kiya.. Ab kuch din baad usne jakar dekha to usme 1 mendak tha.. . . . . Pappu : gusse se "Dil toh karta hai ki Saale.. tujhe goli mar du, par kya karu ?? . . . . . . . . . . . . Aulad hai tu meri..
    • 10 years ago



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  • एक शराबी:beers: छत पे से नीचे गिर गया.

    सब लोग आए और पूछने लगे के क्या हुआ??:question:

    शराबी –
    “पता नही भाई…..:bangbang:
    मे भी जस्ट अभी नीचे आया हूं “
    :wink::stuck_out_tongue::grin::joy:
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Sharabi Jokes Sms , Hindi Jokes SMS , Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • College life is like ��Reliance !! " Karlo Duniya ✊Mutthi Mein" �������������� ��Bachelor Life is Like ��Airtel!! " Aisi Azadi aur Kahan" ���������������� After ��Engagement is Like ☝Idea!! " Jo Badal de aapki �� Duniya After ��Marrige is like ��Vodafone!! " Where U go.. network ��Follows" �������������� After ��Kids is like ��BSNL!! " All lines are ������Busy" �������������� but our friendship is like LIC Zindagi ke saath bhi Zindagi ke baad bhi ��
    • 10 years ago



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  • A Perfect Girl: . . . Na Kabhi Tang Karti Hai, . Na Kabhi Cheekhti Chillaati Hai, . Na Kabhi Kisi K Saath Flirt Karti Hai, . Na Kabhi Jhoot Bolti Hai, . Na Kabhi Dhoka Deti Hai, . Na Kabhi Shaq Karti Hai, . . . . Aur . Na Hi Is Duniya Mein Paayi Jaati hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • Science Professor: If a girl falls unconscious, give her mouth 2 mouth, blow air into her lungs and keep on pressing her chest with both your palms in quick succession... Any Questions..? Student : How to make her unconscious?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Pyar kabi na krna pardesi se . . . . Rote Rote naina thak jayenge . . . . Pyar krna ho to karo hamesa padosi se . . . . . . . Roj Balcony se darshan ho jayenge
    • 10 years ago



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  • टीचर : “कौनसा पंछी सबसे तेज़ उड़ता है? स्टूडेट : “सर, हाथी। टीचर : “नालायक, तेरा बाप क्या करता है? स्टूडेट : “दाउद के गैंग में ‘शूटर है। टीचर : “शाबाश। लिखो बच्चो ‘हाथी’।
    • 10 years ago



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  • :grinning::grinning::grinning:

    लड़केवाले - क्या क्या बना लेती है आप की बेटी....?

    लड़कीवाले - अब क्या तारीफ करे ईसकी, ये सेल्फ़ी लेते समय 15 अलग अलग तरह के मुँह बना लेती है....
    :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes , Funny SMS , Whatsapp Funny SMS , Funny Marriage SMS , Whatsapp Funny Jokes , All Funny SMS
  • वो मुड़ मुड़ के देख रहे थे हमें, हम मुड़ मुड़ के देख रहे थे उन्हें,
    वो हमें, हम उन्हें, हम उन्हें, वो हमें,
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    क्योंकि परीक्षा में, न उन्हें कुछ आता था, न हमें… :slight_smile: :slight_smile:
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes , Whatsapp Funny Jokes , Funny Exam Sms
  • One night A Boy helped an unknown aunty to reach her home, . Aunty : Beta, raat bahut ho gayi hai, yahin so jao, Harvinder ke room me. Boy : Nahi aunty, main hall me so jaunga. Next morning, a beautiful girl comes with a cup of coffee Boy : Aap kaun? Girl : Mein Harvinder aur aap? Boy : Main gadhaaa....
    • 10 years ago



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  • Mazak ki bhi ek Hadd hoti hai YAAR . . . Main Ladki ko date kar raha tha, aur tabhi mera dost uske samne aakar bola:- . . . . . . . . " kal wali Zyada achi thi "
    • 10 years ago



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  • Height of laziness: 2 frnz studying at night 1st: Wats the time? 2nd threw a stone out of da window Neighbor: Kamino ab toh so jao, raat ke 3 baj gaye.. ;) whatsapp jokes
    • 10 years ago



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  • आखिर कैसे भुला दे हम उन्हें....! मौत इंसानो को आती है यादो को नहीं.....
    • 10 years ago



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  • V all spend so much money for buying clothes!!! But the best moments of life are enjoyed without clothes, . . . . . . . . . Stop smiling Its Childhood...
    • 10 years ago



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  • "WANTED "... Ek Bar Jo Maine"Msg" Karna Shuru Kar Diya TO uske baad to Main Apne "BALANCE" Ki Bhi Nahi sochta... " DABBANG "... Ham tumhare mobile me itne Msg karenge ki kanfuz ho jaoge ki konsa padhe aur konsa delet kare... "READY"... Duniya me tumhe sab se zyada msg sirf 3 log krenge: i, me, and myself... "BODYGUARD"... Mujh par ek ehsaan karna mere msg mujhe forwd mat karna... "KICK"...... Mere message mobile mein ayenge par samajh mein nahin ������ "Communication is the lifeline of any relationship. When we stop communicating, we start losing our valuable relationships.... So disturb everybody we care.... Atleast once daily...�� Madam ordered a pizza.. Waiter: Mam should I cut it into 4 pieces or into 8? Madam: 4 hi kar de, 8 khaaungi to Moti ho jaungi..������
    • 10 years ago



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  • :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:
    जब भी किसी दूल्हे की बारात देखता हूं...
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    तो मुझे "जीसस
    काइस्ट्र" के अन्तिम वचन याद आते हैं...
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    "हे ईश्वर... इसे क्षमा करना...
    ये नही जानता... ये क्या करने जा रहा है..!!"
    :joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy:
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Hindi Jokes SMS , Whatsapp Funny Jokes