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  • शिक्षक – 15 फलों के नाम बताओ …
    छात्र – आम !
    शिक्षक – शाबाश !
    छात्र – अमरुद …
    शिक्षक – गुड !
    छात्र – सेब …
    शिक्षक – वैरी गुड ! तीन हो गए .. बाकी 12 और बताओ ?
    छात्र – 1 दर्ज़न केले !!
    :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:
    • 9 years ago



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  • This is real story from Delhi. Ek ladka aur Ek Ladki ek dusre se bahut pyaar karte the… Lekin ek din Ladki ke baap ko pata chal gaya, usne gusse mein Bijli se chalne wali aari ko, ladke ki Gardan par rakha diya. Wo aari ladke ki gardan ko kaatne hi wali thi ki achanak light chali gayi… Aur paas mein khadi ladki chillayi.. Agar Sachcha hai Aapka Pyaar To Sath Hai Dilli / Delhi Sarkar!!! :-D whatsapp funny jokes love
    • 9 years ago



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  • Girlfrend Romantic mood me - aaj ghar mai koi nhi hai, aajao.. . . . . . . . . . Boy - tu mere ghar aaja pagli, mere ghar sab log hai Tera mann laga rahega .. Moral - Har ladka kamina nahi hota koi sharif b hota hai
    • 9 years ago



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  • दूसरा पागल- ये क्या है? पहला- लव लेटर है। दूसरा- मगर ये तो खाली है। पहला- आज कल बोलचाल बंद है।
    • 9 years ago



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  • Mene 1 ladki ki help ki usne muje thnx bola . . . . Mene kaha thnx mat bolo ye lo mera nomber 3 ladkiyo ko de dena or unse kahna ki or 3 ladkiyo ko de
    • 9 years ago



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  • Sorry Dosto
    कुछ दिनों से मेसेज नहीं कर
    पाया…. जेल में था….!!!!
    मडॅर केस में…. दर असल बाइक से
    एक लड़की को स्माइल दे दी थी….,
    “पगली” खुशी से ही मर गई…… :smiley::smiley::smiley::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:
    • 9 years ago



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  • Pagal hain woh log jo 14 feb ko propose karte hai. Meri mano to 1st april ko propose karo. Maan gai to 'cool,' Varna keh do Didi ' april fool'! ����������
    • 9 years ago



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  • GIRL (FISH TANK KO DEKH K BOLI)- "Machaliya Itni Sundar Kyun Hoti Hain? . BOY(SPRITE PITE HUE): Kyunki Woh Kapde Nahi Pahnti..! . . . . . . SIDHI BAAT NO BAKWAS!.
    • 9 years ago



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  • "बीसवी सदी की लड़कियां, अगर तुम मिल जाओ जमाना छोड़ देंगे हम, इक्कीसवी सदी की लड़कियां, अगर तुम मिल जाओ, तो पुराना छोड़ देंगे हम।"
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek ladka, ladki dekhne gaya. . . Ladki pasand aane par ladke ne ladki se kaha "tum toh mujhe pasand ho. par kya tumhare bap ki hesiyat hai mujhe car dene ki? . . Iss par ladki ne solid jawab diya- . . Ladki : -"mere baap ki hesiyat toh aeroplane dene ki hai... Par kya tere baap ki hesiyat hai Airport banane ki? .. How many Likes for this girl ?
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek Ladka ek Ladki se puchhta hai Bacche kaese hote hain ? . Ladki : Chup ! . Ladka : Bataona plzz. . Ladki : Nahi pata . Ab dubara mat puchhna. . . Ladka : Arey bewakoof itna bhi nahi pata. Bacche SHARARATI hote hain.:p:D moral : Ladkiyan humesha Ladko ko galat hi samajhti hain
    • 9 years ago



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  • Pledge of Indian boys in prayer : India is my nation, Girls are my destination, Dating is my passion, Flirting is my occupation & What the hell is this EDUCATION
    • 9 years ago



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  • Girfriend And Boyfriend On Phone Boy : Hey Aaj Kya Khana Khaya ? . . . Girl : Tumhe Bas Yehi Batain Karni Aati Hain . . Boy : Oh Oh Ok Ye Batao ? How Should Central Bank Fight These Inflationary Trends With Minimum Intervention In The Money Markets ? . Girl : Hmmmm? . Daal Chawal Khaye Hai !!! . . . .
    • 9 years ago



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  • College life is like ��Reliance !! " Karlo Duniya ✊Mutthi Mein" �������������� ��Bachelor Life is Like ��Airtel!! " Aisi Azadi aur Kahan" ���������������� After ��Engagement is Like ☝Idea!! " Jo Badal de aapki �� Duniya After ��Marrige is like ��Vodafone!! " Where U go.. network ��Follows" �������������� After ��Kids is like ��BSNL!! " All lines are ������Busy" �������������� but our friendship is like LIC Zindagi ke saath bhi Zindagi ke baad bhi ��
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek ladke ki girlfriend ka birthday tha :-) Wo city se bahar tha isliye usne uske liye 24 gulab ke phool book kar diye :-<3 :-* Usne apni gf ko phone per kaha.... maine tumhare liye utne hi rose ke flowers bheje hain jitne years ki tum aaj ho gayi ho.. :-)
    • 9 years ago



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  • Boy: Hello Babe…. (11:45pm) Girl: (last seen at 11:46pm) Boy: Hey please answer me (11:50pm) Girl: (last seen at 11:52pm) Boy: But why do you treat me like that?? Why don’t you answer me? (12:00am) Girl: (last seen at 12:00am) Boy: Ok good night dear, i just wanted to tell you that tody I have received my salary worth Rs.50,000 and i have reserved Rs.20,000 for your shopping….but l think Girl(typing): ohh hi dear… Actually mum was here thats why I couldn’t reply… N wow darling thats a gr8 newz…. I love you a lot.. N when shall we go ? (12:05am) Boy: (last seen 12:06am) Girl: Baby please answer me na… dear i was off last time, lemme know na when shall we go?(12:08am) Boy: (last seen 12:09am) Girl: I think your looking very tired cpz off work load.. So now u go to bed n sleep.. well honey, tk cr, (12:10am) Boy: (last seen 12:12am) . . Girl: sorry to disturb u but 1 thing I forgot that tomorrow mom dad are not at home in the evening, so u can come to my place after shopping..love u janu..gudnyt.. (12:20am) Boy(online) – ohh i was preparing for sleep, surely we will meet..c ya tomorrw..mmuuahhh
    • 9 years ago



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  • girl : i love u dear! will u marry me?îî boy : kuch different aur new style me propose kar na... girl : teri lash ko aag lagane ka chance mere bete ko dega kya ??:-):--)
    • 9 years ago



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  • 1 ladki apne boyfriend se park mei roz milne jati. Wo roz time par pohchti, lekin ladka hamesha late ata. lekin ladki kabhi us se naraz nai hoti... 1din ladki park mei nahi pohnchi, ladka gusse uske ghar gaya. Waha pata chala k ladki ko blood cancer hai, sirf 6 din jiye gi. Ladka rote huye ghar aya or sucied karney buildng k 100ve floor pr gaya or.... ladki k liye 1 letter choda.. Ush me likha tha...... "Tum mera humesha w8 karti thi or me roz late ata tha .... lekin aaj main jaldi pohonch raha hu or tumhara w8 krunga.." . . . . . Thik ushi waqt wahan se Chota Bheem jaa raha tha..... . . . Kya Bheem ushey bacha payega? Janney k liye..... Dekhiye .... Chota Bheem roz raat 9 baje on pogo tv...☺
    • 9 years ago



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  • Beta: papa hamare kitne rishtedar hai mein toh sabko janta b nahi papa. koi baat nahi bas tera result Aane de Jupiter wala chacha aur mercury wali mausi tak tujhe call karegi
    • 9 years ago



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