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  • Recently, I took my son to see The Haunted Mansion, which was one of the worst things (I hesitate even to call it a movie) that I have ever seen. He thought it was better than Finding Nemo and we had a fruitless argument which I'm sure made him acutely aware of the disadvantages of having a film critic for a dad.
  • 6 years ago



    Tags : A. O. Scott Quotes , Dad Quotes , Son Quotes
  • I bought my parents some stuff. That feels kind of good to be able to do that. I got them a place in Florida. I think I'm allowed to say that - I hope my dad doesn't get mad at me. But I don't spend money on myself. I don't like myself enough yet. But the people I love, I like spending the cash on them.
  • 6 years ago



    Tags : Adam Sandler Quotes , Dad Quotes , Thinking Quotes
  • I guess in my house when I was growing up, I was comfortable trying to be funny. And my dad, of course, it bugged him sometimes. He was trying to rest, and I was constantly trying to say something stupid to get a reaction. But I like doing these movies. You can do it in front of the camera and then it's over. I don't have to worry about being in front of too many people.
  • 6 years ago



    Tags : Adam Sandler Quotes , Growing Up Quotes , Dad Quotes
  • I suspect that had my dad not been president, he'd be asking the same questions: How'd your meeting go with so-and-so? . How did you feel when you stood up in front of the people for the State of the Union Address-state of the budget address, whatever you call it.
  • 5 years ago



    Tags : George W. Bush Quotes , Dad Quotes , Humor Quotes
  • When Courtney's mother and I first separated I tried to be Disney Dad, showering her with gifts, trips and then I snapped out of it. You don't have to try to impress your kids. If they're not getting what they need from you, they will let you know.
  • 6 years ago



    Tags : Al Roker Quotes , Mother Quotes , Dad Quotes
  • I choose to ignore hell in my life. When I was a little kid I asked my Dad "Am I going to go to hell?" because I'd heard about hell. And he said, "Nothing you're gonna do will get you into hell." And so I got to ignore it.
  • 6 years ago



    Tags : Adam Sandler Quotes , Dad Quotes , Kids Quotes