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I am not agnostic. I am atheist. I don’t think there is no God; I know there’s no God. I know there’s no God the same way I know many other laws in our universe. I know there’s no God and I know most of the world knows that as well. They just won’t admit it because there’s another thing they know. They know they’re going to die and it freaks them out. So most people don’t have the courage to admit there’s no God and they know it. They feel it. They try to suppress it. And if you bring it up they get angry because it freaks them out.

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If you are tuning in just for the show, you're going to be sorely disappointed.

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You shouldn't be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave.

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Screw guilt -- I could have sex with 10 men and it wouldn't bother me. I'm an atheist!

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It's like the Fouth of July in my underpants.

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Having sex without a condom is like riding a roller coaster with diarrhea. You can't just throw your hands up and enjoy it.

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It's funny when you're a kid how you can acclimate to almost anything.

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My first car was a motorcycle.

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Maybe it's weird, but I don't feel in any way, shape or form that I'm taking over his show.

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I've got a great eye for color. I'm like a chick.

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I didn't have any success in show business until I was 30 to 31 years of age.

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If you're conservative in Hollywood, you're on a list of people who need to be put in their place.

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Of course on air I use occasional hyperbole to tell a story.

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No, I had not read any other comedian's book. Not that I don't enjoy other comedians; I'm just not a reader.

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There's no bigger atheist than me. Well, I take that back. I'm a cancer screening away from going agnostic and a biopsy away from full-fledged Christian.

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I could definitely see myself making a serious movie or a drama in the future.

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I think people have a strong desire to push me and others into some sort of political box that they can wrap their minds around.

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I feel like I'm a time traveler from the future who has been sent back to be annoyed.

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I like radio and live performing stuff. I don't like the television stuff as much.

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I don't like soccer. I think it makes you soft. And by the way, you telling me it's the biggest whatever in the World, look, they drink tea everywhere too; they're pussies, you understand? I want some coffee.

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