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Adam Carolla Quotes 142
- I have a daughter who I love very much, I hire women, I've worked with women, I've never had an issue with women.
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- Having sex without a condom is like riding a roller coaster with diarrhea. You can't just throw your hands up and enjoy it.
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- If you are tuning in just for the show, you're going to be sorely disappointed.
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- I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format. You can do as much time as you like without having to pause for commercials.
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- It's funny when you're a kid how you can acclimate to almost anything.
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- Chicks named Tammy have a greater chance of actually driving a Mercedes than a chick named Mercedes.
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- I don't like soccer. I think it makes you soft. And by the way, you telling me it's the biggest whatever in the World, look, they drink tea everywhere too; they're pussies, you understand? I want some coffee.
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- I don't burn any calories trying to be masculine; I just happen to be from that world.
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- You don't realize how much you use your credit card not even to buy things. It's a card you get so you can navigate society.
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- The thing about a good podcast is you have to have a good host. If you don't have a compelling host then you have nothing.
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- Junior colleges are high schools with ashtrays.
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- I saw a commercial for the maxi pads for the bigger gals they're making now. That was a nice visual while I was eating.
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- What we used to settle with common sense or a fist, we settle with hand sanitizer and lawyers.
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- I give women two types of orgasms. Fake and none.
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- My motto is "more mystery, less history".
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- To make something, you have to work within your abilities. Honestly assess what you can do and even more important, what can't you do.
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- The reason I hate publicists is because I think if we got rid of them everything would be on equal footing.
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- Maybe I'm delusional but I'm usually funny. It's not 100% but I have a pretty good batting average.
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- It's something I've always kicked around, not doing the eBook but the Rich Man, Poor Man thing.
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- You shouldn't be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave.
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