Adam Carolla Quotes, Focus Quotes, Saving Quotes

Lets not focus on saving a nickel... lets focus on making a buck.

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I feel like I'm a time traveler from the future who has been sent back to be annoyed.

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The very definition of 'beauty' is outside.

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My first car was a motorcycle.

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If you are tuning in just for the show, you're going to be sorely disappointed.

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I'm really just trying to hash out the next two weeks of my life. So, something that is potentially four months down the road is not just a mile down the road for me, it's a million miles down the road.

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Everything seems overwhelming when you stand back and look at the totality of it. I build a lot of stuff and it would all seem impossible if I didn't break it down piece by piece, stage by stage. The best gift you can give yourself is some drive--that thing inside of you that gets you out the door to the gym, job interviews, and dates. The believe-in-yourself adage is grossly overrated.

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Everyone keeps saying, "Oh my God, oh my God, how intimidating." It's like saying, "How could you date Jennifer Aniston after she's been with Brad Pitt?" I don't care.

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I could definitely see myself making a serious movie or a drama in the future.

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I have no connection with Hollywood. I'm not interested. I don't care.

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In my early 20s I was so miserable doing construction, I wanted something that paid money. I liked nice stuff. I liked cars and architecture, and things that cost money. I wanted to not swing a hammer, and make money… and not do stuff that was dirty. I attempted to get into comedy. I started to do stand-up, but I wasn’t very good at it.

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The main thing that I learned from my horrible job experiences was how horrible they were.

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There's no bigger atheist than me. Well, I take that back. I'm a cancer screening away from going agnostic and a biopsy away from full-fledged Christian.

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When I am king, I will revise the sexual bases system so that getting to first base will include oral sex and sodomy!

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I don't have anything against my mom, but my family has no emotional connection to each other.

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I don't burn any calories trying to be masculine; I just happen to be from that world.

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A lot of people would say, to be truthful is to tell all, every dalliance, every crisis. They might be right on paper, but in practice, it's not a great way to go.

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[Giving welfare to poor people] is the equivalent of the government sending [fat people] a jumbo bag of Bugles in the mail twice a month.

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I'm not sexist, I'm just a realist.

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Wearing Crocs is like getting blown by a dude. It feels great until you look down and realize you're gay.

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