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You don't realize how much you use your credit card not even to buy things. It's a card you get so you can navigate society.

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The main thing that I learned from my horrible job experiences was how horrible they were.

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I cook a little bit. I make a Hungarian dish called chicken paprikash that's out of this world. I'll give a heads-up to all of your readers that it doesn't have to be between Thai and Mexican every night. Toss some Hungarian in every once in a while. You will not be sorry. Good, solid peasant food.

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It's like the Fouth of July in my underpants.

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That's the thing I love about sports: sports force you to quit. You can't pursue your dream till you're 46. When it comes to acting, writing, comedy, nobody ever stops you.

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To make something, you have to work within your abilities. Honestly assess what you can do and even more important, what can't you do.

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Screw guilt -- I could have sex with 10 men and it wouldn't bother me. I'm an atheist!

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I think people have a strong desire to push me and others into some sort of political box that they can wrap their minds around.

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If you're conservative in Hollywood, you're on a list of people who need to be put in their place.

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Speaking of sleeping bags, has anything ever had a less creative name?

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It should be like a salmon taking to open water. I've done so much morning radio that I won't be overwhelmed by it, but it's still going to be a challenge.

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I have feelings that are to the right, and I have feelings that land on the left side of the aisle. The thing is if you have 10 views that land you on the left side of the aisle and two views that land you on the right side of the aisle, then people just put you on the right side of the aisle. I'm not sure why.

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I feel like I'm a time traveler from the future who has been sent back to be annoyed.

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There are certain things women are better at than men.

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I liked radio, or podcasting. I like talking minus the camera and the script part. All those mediums are different, and they are all different with their pluses and minuses. I would say the podcast is my favorite because I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format. The pace of radio is very fast. Boom, boom, with a little six minute segment, then on to the next thing. With podcasts you can talk about something for 25 minutes if you like - there is a lot of artistic freedom with it.

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I swear my car won't run unless I'm picking my nose: At least, I'm that superstitious about it, so I don't want to take any chances.

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I've got a great eye for color. I'm like a chick.

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I'm not sexist, I'm just a realist.

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My life is about building and working and wrenching on some cars.

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My mom was on welfare and the occasional food stamp, but I have never participated in any of those governmental programs, even the ones that kind of work like education, scholarships and whatever, and I managed to do just fine.

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