Adam Sandler Quotes, Dad Quotes, Kids Quotes

I choose to ignore hell in my life. When I was a little kid I asked my Dad "Am I going to go to hell?" because I'd heard about hell. And he said, "Nothing you're gonna do will get you into hell." And so I got to ignore it.

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When the kids are laughing in the audience, I tear up, I'm so happy I did a nice thing.

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My father wasn't perfect. He had a temper. I took some of that. He would snap, but the older he got, he started calming down. He learned about life, but the thing that he taught my whole family was that family was the most important thing and, no matter what, if a family member needs you, you go and help them out; you get there.

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I've always liked older ladies, ever since my mother would have B'nai B'rith at our house.

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I've got the kid. I feel a little more relief that I don't have to just think about myself too much.

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The fact that you can see a movie at home, it's great. You're making it for as many people to see it as possible. And that's nice.

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Having a kid is great... as long as his eyes are closed and he's not moving or speaking.

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Girls are soft and pretty.

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We just bought this house. It's too big. It's like 400,000 square feet, or something. We got an indoor lake and ski slope in the house! It's just too big.

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It's important I surround myself with people who make me happy.

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When I do stand-up shows at colleges, girls will talk to me after the show, and that always feels good. I like talking to them.

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The Canteen Boy, the reason you feel bad for him and you can laugh is because he, and I guess a lot of my characters, they don't notice they're getting made fun of. So they'll say something back that's not that great a quip, but in their mind they won the argument.

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I've always wanted to do a family movie.

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It's just weird that out of nowhere God said, May the three best-looking guys in Hollywood have babies - Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt and me. It was bizarre that God said, I want to make the planet more beautiful, and I got the call.

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It's hard to soar with the eagles when you're surrounded by turkeys.

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I can't run a company... I can't even run my own life!

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I don't know what the hell I'm doing; I like what I've been doing. I believe in what I've done in the past; I hope my kid enjoys the movies I've made and enjoys some of the movies in the future.

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I drew the duck blue because I've never seen a blue duck before and, to be honest with you I wanted to see a blue duck.

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I think I'm playing grown up because I have kids now. But I don't feel grown up yet.

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I wish I was a better athlete. That would have been a little cooler, being a great boxer and walking into a room and going: "I can knock everybody out!" That's a good feeling.

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