Adam Sandler Quotes, Father Quotes, Parent Quotes

Now that I'm a parent, I understand why my father was in a bad mood a lot.

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I enjoy doing all different types of movies even though I am the most comfortable with comedy.

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My comedy is different every time I do it. I don't know what the hell I'm doing.

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Mama says that, happiness is from magic rays of sunshine that come down when you're feeling blue.

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The fact that you can see a movie at home, it's great. You're making it for as many people to see it as possible. And that's nice.

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Never seen my friends do more push-ups, trying to challenge Cruises' manhood. It was like, I can be strong, too!

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When I'm around the kids I feel like I act the most grown-up just because you're supposed to. And I say things, like every other day, that remind me of my own parents.

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I'm filthy rich! It's good to be Adam Sandler!

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You know, when you don't go on TV and talk about how many women you sleep with, some people in Hollywood, that are supposedly 'in the know,' start whispering that you're gay. If I were gay, I wouldn't be ashamed to admit it, but I'm not.

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The idea of my kids being spoiled, I go to sleep thinking about it. I wake up thinking about. I'm trying to do the right thing. With the amount of money I have, it's difficult to raise children the way I was raised. But I took away the west and north wing of the house for those guys. So, they're not allowed in there.

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I drew the duck blue because I've never seen a blue duck before and, to be honest with you I wanted to see a blue duck.

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I was a big fan of Kurt Russell growing up and I always wanted to be the modern day Kurt Russell.

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When I take my kid to school, all the parents stop and stare.

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I've got a hockey record, I took off my skate and tried to stab a guy, I'm the only person who ever tried that.

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Like every other rich asshole, I have a cook and he's in my trailer making food all the time.

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We just bought this house. It's too big. It's like 400,000 square feet, or something. We got an indoor lake and ski slope in the house! It's just too big.

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I do love the films I've done in the past. I work hard in my movies and my friends work hard and we're trying to make people laugh and I'm very proud of that.

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Sir one more comment like that and I will strangle you with my microphone wire!

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Back to school, to prove to Dad that I'm not a fool.

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I've got the kid. I feel a little more relief that I don't have to just think about myself too much.

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