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If the waitress has dirty ankles, the chili is good.

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I think everyone should go to college and get a degree and then spend six months as a bartender and six months as a cabdriver. Then they would really be educated.

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Help one kid at a time. He'll maybe go back and help a few more.

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There's no one who's dropped on top of the mountain. You've got to work your way to the top.

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The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets.

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My rule was I wouldn't recruit a kid if he had grass in front of his house. That's not my world. My world has a cracked sidewalk.

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I come from New York where, if you fall down, someone will pick you up by your wallet.

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I'm not saying that they were Einsteins; they were marginal students. But every ballplayer whoever touched me has moved up his station in life. And the players moved up my station.

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The nicest thing about coaching is that one day you feel like you can play handball against a curb, and on other days you feel like you can fly to the moon.

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The next time I will cry is when I die. My life has been that beautiful.

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Dean Meminger was quicker than 11:15 Mass at a seaside resort.

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Every obnoxious fan has a wife at home that dominates him.

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I want my team to have my personality: surly, obnoxious, and arrogant.

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I'm an Einstein of the streets and an Oxford scholar of common sense.

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I don't believe in looking past anybody - I wouldn't look past the Little Sisters of the Poor after they stayed up all night.

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Can't win without talent, you know.

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If you're straight with your players, they'll be straight with you.

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When I'm losing, they call me nuts. When I'm winning, they call me eccentric.

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I went into a restaurant one night and ordered lobster, and the waiter brought me one with a claw missing. I called him over and told him about it. He told me that in the back there's a tank they keep the lobsters in and while they're in there, they fight and sometimes one loses a claw. I told him 'then bring me a winner.'

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When I was losing, they called me nuts. When I was winning they called me eccentric.

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